Simon Crittenden - Remedial Massage Therapist

Simon Crittenden - Remedial Massage Therapist Fusing East & West...Remedial, Sport and Relaxation Massage. Specialist in Short Right Leg Syndrome

24/08/2026

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"I've been seeing Simon regularly since 2022, and I honestly can't recommend him highly enough.

Over the years I've seen countless massage therapists, physios and osteopaths trying to manage chronic pain and ongoing physical issues, but Simon is by far the best practitioner I've ever found. He has an incredible depth of knowledge and an intuitive understanding of how the body works.

One of the first things Simon identified was that my right leg is slightly shorter than my left, which was contributing to many of my pain and alignment issues. He recommended a heel lift for my right shoe, and the difference it has made has been enormous. On the rare occasions I forget to wear it, I really notice the change in my alignment and how much more discomfort I experience. It was such a simple solution that no one else had ever picked up in decades of treatment.

What I appreciate most is that no two treatments are ever the same. Simon has an extensive range of skills and techniques that he draws upon, and each appointment is completely tailored to what my body needs on that particular day. He has an amazing ability to tune into what's going on without me having to explain very much at all, combining different approaches to create a treatment that feels truly personalised and addresses the underlying cause, not just the symptoms.

He has helped me significantly reduce my ongoing pain, improved my mobility and alignment, and consistently relieves the stress and tension I carry in my neck and shoulders. I always leave feeling noticeably better than when I arrived.

Simon genuinely cares about his clients and takes the time to understand the whole person, not just the injury or area of pain. His knowledge, skill and caring approach are exceptional, and I'm incredibly grateful to have found him. If you're looking for someone who is highly experienced, intuitive and genuinely invested in helping you feel your best, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend Simon."

Case 4, Part 5 - Simon Crittenden, I'm Dirty on the Medico's and Therapists​...webpage rewriteI am perplexed by the medi...
23/08/2026

Case 4, Part 5 - Simon Crittenden, I'm Dirty on the Medico's and Therapists​...webpage rewrite

I am perplexed by the medical world's ignorance of the fact a short right leg is a dominant genetic trait. I am completely dumbfounded they do not understand the fundamentals of the condition and the extent of the long term effects to our health and well being. I am dirty on the medico's and therapists who did not assess me for leg length discrepancy when I was young. They left me to carry a common postural hip anomaly, problematic since my teens, that eventually degenerated to an acute issue disabling mobility and impacting internal health. My life would have otherwise been very different.

It comes back to the First Cardinal Sign of Short Right Leg Syndrome…the left hip rotation thing. In my fourteenth and fifteenth years I grew six inches each year. I suffered as the left hip began rotating doing its anatomic adjustment to accommodate an increasing leg length discrepancy. After a few months the initial discomfort passed but for the rest of my life I was dogged by a twinge in the left Sacro-Iliac Joint that was NQR. In my 60's it degenerated to acute injury and disability. This was accompanied by escalating symptoms of Kidney deficiency as described by Traditional Chinese Medicine from the impact of the Pelvic Block constricting the Bladder meridian in its convoluted passage through the lumbro-sacral region. All of this and several SIJ and lumbar injuries could have been avoided if screened for SRLS in my teens and treated accordingly. A 5mm heel lift proved sufficient to turn the condition around yielding dramatic enduring benefits after 5 years of inexplicable deterioration. Eventually progressing to a heel lift roughly half the leg length discrepancy together with mobilising exercises for spine and sacrum resolved the condition.

Five decades have passed since my fifteenth year. I have lived in six countries. I have attended three universities and achieved a 98.3 Tertiary Entrance Ranking along the way in this country if that means anything. Four times I have trained my body to a level of athletic development surpassing my peers. Training partners in my 50's were retired professional athletes, Olympians and national champions. Spending ten years as a young man in the dojo of a Grand Master martial artist, Prof Wong Lun OBE AOM, 10th dan Tang So Do, I learned to sense, cultivate and control Qi. I have worked in four careers. Life has not always been kind and I have suffered physical and emotional injury. I have now been practicing as a Remedial Therapist for 20 years employing an assessment and treatment framework based on the fundamentals of Physiotherapy incorporating energetic Qi flow principles. It is a fusion of East and West.

I have some understanding of postural assessment and the majority of my clients present with a structurally short right leg and a vast array of complications, pain, dysfunction and injury resulting from it. I am pretty sure I am not being delusional. This is not taught in basic training. It would seem it is not taught at all. I have not yet encountered a medico or therapist that is aware of the condition in its entirety. Most are ignorant of it or choose to disregard it and are blind to its effects. I am not being unkind. This is merely the truth of the matter.

I have identified the key features of SRLS, have a plausible theory for the presence of this dominant genetic trait and specified a rudimentary assessment and treatment protocol. My experience treating the condition is not yet extensive. However, considerable success has been achieved with a number of clients who suffered long term acute conditions. I would describe my understanding of the condition as advanced. My research findings on the topic are described on this site.

https://critsvcs.wixsite.com/shortrightleg

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02/08/2026

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I practice a fusion of East and West with 20yrs experience as a therapist and many decades as a worker and athlete. Through long association as a young man with Prof Wong Lun OBE OAM, 10th dan Tang So Do, a martial arts Grandmaster and Traditional Chinese Medical practitioner of high esteem, I have knowledge of energetic Qi flow and its effects. I have some understanding of the physiology contributing to inactive gluteal musculature, sabotaging stability, straining and overloading lower limbs and knees. I've seen and experienced the effects of age and injury damaging joints. Dietary supplements can assist. In the presence of acute injury, medicinal dosage of collagen is like a wonder drug. Sometimes a thorough deep working through the musculature from lower back through to the plantar fascia in our feet can improve comfort and function...massage, stretch and exercise. This is part of my approach.

However, there is another aspect to my practice not considered by therapists and medico's generally. We all have a structurally short right leg that no Chiropractic or Osteopathic adjustment can alter or remedy. The bones are different lengths. This is Short Right Leg Syndrome.

It came about through evolutionary adaptation giving mother and child a greater chance of survival in prehistoric times. It is to do with the mechanics of carrying a baby on left hip, freeing the strong right arm for work and defence. This was the most successful model and today it is a dominant genetic trait. Even leg length is rare. We do not see short left legs. How this plays out through our structure impacting comfort, mobility and internal health is complex. I have been studying this condition since 2014 and the first dramatically successful treatment commenced in 2016. My research findings, assessment and treatment protocols are described here...

https://critsvcs.wixsite.com/shortrightleg

As we age beyond the life expectancy of our prehistoric ancestors, distortion and strain generates a rigidity through the pelvis which becomes ingrained. Impacting lower limbs through pelvic misalignment and blocked energetic Qi flow. A fundamental energetic principle of physical therapy in my practice is a proximal blockage at hip or shoulder has a distal effect in the limb. Where Qi flow is blocked, a subtle thickening and tightening occurs through the connective tissue. Under the influence of loading and other factors this can escalate to acute dysfunction, pain and injury.

There is much more to the story of the Pelvic Block, the fourteen acupuncture meridians passing through the pelvis and consequent effect on internal health. Also too, an uneven foundation for the spine encourages mild scoliosis working up the spine generating strain through upper back, neck and shoulders leading to chronic dysfunction, pain and injury. This is the bread and butter of the massage industry.

Inexplicable lower limb dysfunction including escalating rheumatic pain in the knees is one outcome from this condition I describe. I am Case 4 (parts 1 to 13) under the Notes tab. Five years deterioration of lower limb function from lumbro-sacral injury at age 60 knocked me out of sport and had me facing the prospect of forced retirement from active life at age 65. Three Medical Doctors, five Allied Health Doctors and multiple physical therapists failed me. Several had huge opportunity to treat the condition. I commenced self-treatment for Short Right Leg Syndrome in January 2021. Dramatic enduring change for the better commenced from the very next day.

https://critsvcs.wixsite.com/shortrightleg/case-4-part-1

This was the beginning of a four stage recovery process that played out over five years before drilling down to the core at structural ground zero at the sacrum. Knowing what I do now, this could have been accelerated to undo what many decades under the influence of gravity and a 21mm structural leg length discrepancy had done to my condition. This is not a unique case. A vast range of acute conditions present in my clinical practice for which the short right leg is a component of the underlying causation.

For your consideration. Thankyou.

Simon Crittenden
Remedial Massage Therapist
Member of Massage & Myotherapy Australia

mbl 0416 268 255

https://www.massageworksdandenongranges.com.au/
https://critsvcs.wixsite.com/shortrightleg

Massage Works Dandenong Ranges
158 Emerald-Monbulk Rd
Emerald VIC 3782

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23/07/2026

Signage at new location for Google Maps verification video. Just happened to have a 600x900 piece of perspex to stick the letters to for stealth effect. It's a tight squeeze in the treatment room but I have been managing. Temporary until the studio upgrade is complete.

I was taught the basics of TCM pulse diagnosis long ago. Now frequently monitor my own condition. My knowledge is limite...
08/07/2026

I was taught the basics of TCM pulse diagnosis long ago. Now frequently monitor my own condition. My knowledge is limited. Requires many years experience and the standing of a doctor to effectively diagnose and treat internal health.

16/06/2026

Hands are important to the massage therapist. These are things I do to maintain strength, function, and resolve arthritic pain.

Bovine collagen haphazard maintenance dosage of 25gms daily. In the presence of acute injury, medicinal dosage (2-3, 25gm doses daily) is like a wonder drug healing injury and improving joint function.

Fish oil good for arthritic joints in hands. Usually fully resolves. Continue taking it when appears "cured".

Strength training these days is largely axe work splitting firewood, carrying and stacking firewood. When a cyclist doing a couple hours a day wrangling the handlebars, hand strength was superb.

Wrist warmups rotating wrist of one hand into palm of the other 36x in each direction. Keep palm of hand in constant contact so the Heart Qi permeates the wrist being treated. In this clip left hand is treating the right wrist. A count of 9 rotations or multiples of 9. That is, 9, 18, 27 or 36 rotations.

Hand treatments stretching fingers back, loosely shake hands, arm and shoulders. Escalate hand shaking action to very vigorous for several minutes. When stopping, hands and fingers should be buzzing energetically.

Similarly, ensure shoulders/torso loose and flexible with an abundance of mobility exercises.

Magnesium glysinate supplementation helpful.

Intermittent fasting and vegetable juicing clears liver fire, improves digestion and joint function.

Avoid massage technique that is too finger-centric. Start using heel and palm of hand, forearms and elbows. Support thumb with the heel of the other hand.

Hip Alignment Influenced by Leg Length DiscrepancyThe most common pelvic alignment sighted in my practice is a left hip ...
11/05/2026

Hip Alignment Influenced by Leg Length Discrepancy

The most common pelvic alignment sighted in my practice is a left hip in high range anterior rotation sagittally about the SIJ, with a level right hip and slight right leaning pelvic tilt in the frontal plane. This is not good posture but it is so common I call it normal. By my definition, high range anterior rotation amounts to 30 degrees or more. Very high range is 45 degrees.

Assessment for this is carried out with the client standing, therapist seated at their side placing fingers of one hand on the posterior aspect of the iliac crest and fingers of the other hand on the ASIS and noting the line between these two points in relation to horizontal. Where they are aligned horizontally in the standing position, that is normal. Where the ASIS is inferior, that is anterior rotation. Where the ASIS is superior, that is posterior rotation.

This method of examining hip alignment was taught in the Remedial Diploma at Swinburne University. On commencing practice, I identified a correlation between high range anterior rotation of the hip about the SIJ and dysfunction down the backline of the lower limb.

High range anterior rotation of 30 degrees is something like six times beyond normal range of motion for the SIJ. This binds and tightens the ligamental structure and connective tissue about the joint. My observation is it blocks energetic Qi flow, causing a subtle thickening and tightening from gluteals to plantar fascia that can escalate to acute pain, dysfunction and injury. Why the hip rotated in this manner and resisted attempts to realign it through treatment and rehab was a mystery.

The first case of plantar fasciitis resolved by normalising left hip position dates back to 2008 in my practise. This client afflicted by the condition for 10yrs had been examined by medical doctors in both Melbourne and London, and subjected to surgical intervention to release the plantar fascia to no avail. Massage and physiotherapy treatment was similarly ineffective. When I realised discomfort and binding at the SIJ from anterior rotation might be cause for distal effects in the lower limb, I applied an intense hip flexor stretch, reducing anterior rotation sufficiently to allow the energetic Qi flow to resume. Within 3 days, the plantar fascia symptoms resolved.

I understand there is scepticism for energetic Qi flow concepts. That is fine. Nevertheless, I have observed the correlation between the twisted SIJ and dysfunction down the backline of the lower limb. That I have repeatedly resolved acute conditions such as Piriformis Syndrome, unrelenting hamstring and calf tightness, and Plantar Fasciitis by normalising hip rotation and releasing the bound SIJ remains is a fact. One can give whatever reason they like to explain why a proximal anomaly at the hip and lumbro-sacral region has a distal effect in the limb. It does not invalidate the observation.

I suspect medico’s and therapists generally do not consider hip alignment as I describe above. If so, there would be considerably more discussion on the topic of an SIJ that is typically being forced into chronic high range anterior rotation multiple times beyond normal range of motion. This presentation is so common that despite it not being good posture, I consider it to be normal. Also too, it is not surprising the left SIJ being pushed six to nine times beyond normal range becomes symptomatic. In the short term experiencing pain and impacting the backline of the lower limb. In the longterm (decades), jeopardising stability of the joint and making it vulnerable to injury.

Why the left hip was in unilateral high range rotation was a mystery to me until in 2014 when I was told by an instructor that 68% of his clients had a structurally short right leg. I began examining hip alignment and structural leg length of every client presenting in my practice. I was sceptical of his claim but within two months I got back to him admitting it was true and if anything, it was more like 99% have the short leg condition.

Considering the mechanics of hip alignment, I realised anterior rotation the left hip is an unconscious anatomic adjustment functionally pulling up the longer leg, reducing pelvic tilt, making us feel more comfortable and protecting the lumbar spine to some degree. As the hip rotates sagittally about the SIJ, the femoro-acetabular joint moves in an arc posteriorly and superiorly. The occasional exception case sighted with both hips level will present greater right leaning pelvic tilt and more prominent lumbar symptoms.

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