Naked Cremations

Naked Cremations We don't think a simple goodbye should cost the earth. Most Australians don't want an elaborate funeral. That's exactly what we do — nothing more, nothing less.

They want their loved one treated with dignity, the paperwork handled & the ashes returned.

Naked Cremations MelbourneDirect Cremation Funeral – $1,499 Incl. GSTPhone: 1300 537 343Email: nc@groupahm.com.auProud M...
13/07/2026

Naked Cremations Melbourne
Direct Cremation Funeral – $1,499 Incl. GST

Phone: 1300 537 343
Email: [email protected]

Proud Member of the National Funeral Directors Association of Australia (NFDA), whose members are required to meet industry standards and follow a Code of Ethics and Code of Practice.

At Naked Cremations Melbourne, we encourage every family to research, compare funeral homes, read reviews, ask questions and choose the funeral provider that best suits their needs and budget.

We understand that a simple, low-cost direct cremation is not the right choice for everyone—and that's perfectly okay. Every family deserves the freedom to choose the farewell that feels right for them.

Why Choose Naked Cremations Melbourne?

✓ One Honest Price – No Hidden Costs
✓ Licensed Funeral Home (Council Permit & Consumer Affairs Approved)
✓ Modern Onsite Mortuary
✓ We Own Our Own Crematorium at Lake Mulwala
✓ 100% Australian Family Owned & Operated
✓ Compassionate, Professional Care from Collection Through to Cremation

Simple. Affordable. Respectful.

Giving Melbourne families genuine choice without compromising on dignity or care.

ONE HONEST PRICE - $1,499 INCLUDING GST✓ Private Cremation✓ No Hidden Costs✓ Licensed (Council Approved with Permit) Fun...
23/06/2026

ONE HONEST PRICE - $1,499 INCLUDING GST
✓ Private Cremation
✓ No Hidden Costs
✓ Licensed (Council Approved with Permit) Funeral Home
✓ Onsite Mortuary
✓ Own Crematorium
✓ Melbourne Family Owned & Operated

Many funeral providers outsource cremation and pass those costs on to families. At Naked Cremations Melbourne, we own and operate our own crematorium, allowing us to provide a simple, dignified and affordable cremation service at a fixed price.
The price you see is the price you pay.
Giving Melbourne Families Choice.
☎ 1300 537 343
www.nakedcremations.com.au

Welcome to Naked Cremations MelbourneSome may find our pricing disruptive to the funeral industry, but with the Governme...
10/06/2026

Welcome to Naked Cremations Melbourne

Some may find our pricing disruptive to the funeral industry, but with the Government increase to Melbourne crematorium fees increasing them by 3.1%, many families are struggling with the rising cost of funeral services. Others simply want a dignified private cremation and prefer to hold a memorial service later with their loved one's ashes.

Most funeral homes outsource the cremation and pass those costs directly on to families. At Naked Cremations Melbourne, we do things differently. Not only do we own and operate our licensed (council permit & approved) funeral home with an onsite mortuary and all governing permits, but we also own and operate our own crematorium. By removing the middleman entirely, we are able to pass those savings directly on to Melbourne families.

Our Private Cremation Package is just $1,499 including GST.
The price you see covers everything from start to finish, with no hidden surprises. If there are any optional extras available, we'll explain them clearly before you make any decisions.

We're proud to be 100% Australian family owned and operated, and our coffins are manufactured locally right here in Melbourne, supporting local jobs and local businesses.

We believe funerals should be about care, compassion, dignity, and most importantly, choice. That's why we're offering Melbourne families an affordable choice — one that helps put money back into the pockets of local families during a difficult time.

Private Cremation Melbourne – $1,499 Incl. GST
Phone: 1300 537 343 or visit our Website:
www.nakedcremations.com.au

Affordable. Transparent. Melbourne Owned.

09/06/2026
- Naked Cremations Melbourne - Australian Owned & Operated - Keeping money in Australian Families pockets - Private Crem...
27/05/2026

- Naked Cremations Melbourne - Australian Owned & Operated - Keeping money in Australian Families pockets - Private Cremation Funerals costing the bare minimum.

A concerning pattern has emerged across parts of the funeral industry.Some providers attract grieving families with heav...
27/05/2026

A concerning pattern has emerged across parts of the funeral industry.

Some providers attract grieving families with heavily advertised low prices — yet the experience families actually receive can look very different from what was promised.

Behind many of these offers is an uncomfortable truth: no physical premises, no in-house mortuary, and no dedicated care team. In many cases, these operators act purely as intermediaries, subcontracting the care of your loved one to third parties with little transparency or accountability over where they go or who is responsible for them.

Families often believe they are entrusting their loved one to one funeral provider, not realising their loved one may be transferred between multiple unknown facilities and contractors along the way.

This is not about what funerals should cost.

It is about honesty, trust, dignity, and the standard of care every person deserves at the end of life.

We encourage every family to ask these important questions before making arrangements:

• Where will my loved one actually be held?
• Do you have your own mortuary and care facility?
• Will your own staff provide care, or is it outsourced?
• Is your pricing fully itemised and transparent?
• Who is accountable for my loved one throughout the entire process?

Arranging a funeral is one of the most meaningful things a family will ever do. It is an act of love — and it deserves to be treated with compassion, honesty, and the highest standard of care.

At Naked Cremations, we believe funerals should be about choice — personal, meaningful farewells that reflect the life, values and wishes of your loved one and family.

We proudly hold all required governing permits and operate our own on-site Care and Mortuary Facility. From the moment your loved one is placed into our care, they remain with our own compassionate and professional team every step of the way.

No subcontractors. No handovers. One dedicated team from beginning to end.

27/05/2026

From our hands to yours ~ No one else's.
* Member of the AFDA & NFDA
• Licensed (Council Permit) Victorian funeral director
• Fully compliant with the Funerals Industry Act 1988 (Vic)
• Ashes tracked and individually identified throughout
• Private cremation — your loved one is never cremated with others

Unlike Bare and Willed — who subcontract cremation to third parties — your loved one never leaves our care. From collection to cremation to posting the ashes, everything is handled by our own team in our own facility.

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--- HOW IT WORKS ---

Three steps. Nothing more.

1. Call or book online
We're available 24 hours a day. You can arrange everything over the phone or online — you never need to visit us.

2. We collect and cremate
We collect your loved one from anywhere in metro Melbourne and carry out a private, dignified cremation at our own crematorium.

3. We post the ashes back to you
Your loved one's ashes are returned to you by express post in a simple urn, anywhere in Australia.

--- WHAT'S INCLUDED ---

$1,499. That's it.

Everything below is covered in one flat price:
• 24/7 collection from anywhere in metro Melbourne
• Private, dignified cremation at our own crematorium
• All paperwork and death certificate
• Registration with Births, Deaths & Marriages Victoria
• Ashes returned by express post in a simple urn

No after-hours surcharge. No coffin upgrade pressure. No hidden disbursements.

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Melbourne, VIC
3000

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