01/05/2026
.F.R.E.E. .T.I.M.E. .F.R.I.D.A.Y.
It’s insane we are in May already but did someone say “bank holiday weekend”? 👀
After trying to paint a ceiling this week and turning myself into the Michelin Man, I am heading to a friend’s Hen Party in Stratford-Upon-Avon. Not sure if it’s the same one your Da sells but apparently a well known fact about this place is that Shakespeare was from here. More importantly, and something only brought to my attention last night, it is also where The Teletubbies are from! However due to ongoing trespassing, the owner of the famous landscape flooded it. Maybe this is what my swimming lessons have all been for?
So I’m away in the wee Aer lingus tin can plane that fits about 20 people and has the engine of a fiat 500. Thankfully the good weather has lasted so no strong winds will be sending us off course to Scotland.*touchwood*
Looking forward to catching up with the Gals, the Bard and hopefully not getting barred in the process.
To be or not to be,
LMC