13/09/2026
The 3pm slump isn’t a willpower problem. It’s a 7am problem.
Most people try to fix it at 3pm — another coffee, something from the biscuit tin, a slow walk to the kettle. By then you’re managing the symptom, not the cause.
All five causes in this carousel happen before lunch:
1 — breakfast that was mostly toast
2 — the 2pm coffee
3 — the meal deal
4 — no daylight before 9am
5 — four calls, no gaps
It’s rarely all five. Usually one, sometimes two.
Which number was obviously yours? Drop 1, 2, 3, 4 or 5 below — I read every one.
Save it for tomorrow morning. And send it to whoever texts you „I’m dead” at half three.