24/06/2026
“I usually go for a Thai massage”
Oh I bet you do sir 🍆😂
Which one of your mates goes to a Thai massage because they “prefer it”?? ✋🏼
Garmin loves to be a hater 😂
Why stretch everyday when you can do it every 186 days 😮💨
These clients are always the ones who turn up for a hour session expecting you to fix 12 problems in that time 🫠
Some people don’t take posture or risk of blood clots seriously enough 🙃