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If you are suffering from pain, do not hesitate to take care of the problem, call our chiropractic clinics in Portadown or Clogher Valley today. BSc.

Headed by Elaine Williamson D.C. Hons Chiropractic, a chiropractor with many years experience. Our two clinics in Northern Ireland are places where you can comfortably take care of your muscular or skeletal problems. Elaine particularly enjoys treating pregnant ladies and babies. We are members of the General Chiropractic Council and British Chiropractic Association. We are also registered with al

l major health insurance companies. Treatable conditions include:

Neck pain

Whiplash

Lower back pain

Tension headaches

Disc herniation

Trapped nerves

Knee and ankle pain

Shoulder and arm pain

Pregnancy related pain

Sports injuries

Arthritic and joint pain

Infants and children

02/02/2026

02/01/2026

GOOD NEWS! 🥳
Portadown Chiropractic Clinic will resume normal working hours from Monday 5th January 2026!
Happy New Year everyone! 🤩

24/12/2025

Thank-you and Merry Christmas to ALL our lovely patients!
We open again on Tuesday 30th December! ❤️

26/11/2025

Last 4 remaining! 🫣

19/11/2025

Pilates for men commences tonight. Still a few spaces available. Contact Shauna to book.

05/11/2025

Anyone else find this injury familiar?! 😂

𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗡'𝗦 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 '𝗚𝗢𝗘𝗦' 𝗔𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗦 𝗚𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡

Dundonald man Ricky Grinchly , 42, reportedly suffered a ‘sudden and severe’ back injury this morning moments after his wife, Bianca, suggested it might be time to ‘get the tree down from the loft’.

Witnesses say the injury struck with uncanny precision, occurring mere seconds after Bianca uttered the words ‘maybe this weekend’, at which point Ricky clutched his lower back and announced that his spine was ‘pure mangled’.

‘I was fine literally a second before’ Ricky told us, while lying horizontally on the sofa, wrapped in a tartan blanket and scrolling through his phone.

‘It’s the strangest thing, so it is - one minute I’m fine, the next, I can barely move.

‘I haven’t been in this much pain since she asked me to clear out the garage’.

Bianca, however, expressed mild scepticism about the timing of the incident.

‘He thinks I came up the Lagan in a bubble’, she said.

‘Thon back only ever ‘goes’ when there’s a ladder involved.

‘Last year it happened right before I asked him to get the tree and outdoor Christmas lights. Muggins here had to go up and get them’.

Local chiropractor Dr Steph O’Scope has described Ricky’s condition as ‘acute selective lumbar dysfunction’, a recurring ailment known to affect 98% of husbands between November and early January.

'It appears to be a seasonal thing', said O'Scope.

'He should be back on his feet once the decorations are back in the attic'.

However, it’s understood Ricky had made a full and miraculous recovery immediately after Bianca’s 69-year-old father brought the tree, decorations and Ricky’s suitcase down from the loft.

31/10/2025

Why not call to make your appointment today?
Enjoy the Halloween festivities everyone! 🎃

23/10/2025

Have a look at this! 🤓

Address

24 William Street, Portadown, BT62 3NX

Opening Hours

Monday	10:00 - 19:00
Tuesday	09:00 - 15:00
Thursday	10:00 - 19:00
Friday	09:00 - 15:00

Website

http://www.portadownchiropractic.co.uk/

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