14/08/2026
🔴 ♥️ Red card trend ♥️🔴.
🟥 RED CARD TO ANYONE WHO TURNS UP TO THE SAUNA AND SAYS…
🚗 “Where can I park?”
🌊 “I didn’t know I couldn’t get in the river.”
❌ “I didn’t know about the cancellation policy.”
🩱 “I didn’t know what I needed to bring.”
📍 “I couldn’t find you.”
I’m afraid that’s a RED CARD. 🟥😂
Because, my loves… you were told. 👀
All of this information is in your booking confirmation, your reminder text AND on the website.
So please, before you arrive, have a little read. It’ll save you asking questions, save us repeating ourselves, and most importantly… save you from getting a red card. 😂🟥
Thank you for your cooperation.
Zoe x