16/09/2026
WELL… THIS IS AWKWARD.
So apparently 5,100 people visited my content over the last 90 days and 100 of them looked around and thought:
"Nope. Absolutely fu***ng not." 😂
100 UNFOLLOWS. 💀
Honestly, I’d like to thank each and every one of you for the dramatic exit. Please remember to close the door behind you. 🚪😂
Meanwhile, me staring at my analytics like:
👁️👄👁️
"But… what did I DO?!"
The funniest part is that the little blue line is actually going UP, so apparently whilst 100 people are escaping through the emergency exit, other people are wandering in through the front door. 🤣
So I shall continue posting my crystals, witchy stuff, random thoughts, chaotic life updates, offers, readings and probably far too many pictures of autumn…
Because clearly the algorithm hasn't managed to get rid of me yet. 🧙♀️✨😂