Chaos, Crystals, and Carpool

Chaos, Crystals, and Carpool Alternative mom. Psychic Medium. ADHD brain navigating side quests. Fueled by caffeine and intuition.

08/26/2026

This woman just burped in my face.
And I canโ€™t even be mad because it smelled like warm sugar cookies
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POV when you bite into what you think is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and thereโ€™s a squeaky crunch that is most de...
08/26/2026

POV when you bite into what you think is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and thereโ€™s a squeaky crunch that is most definitely not peanut butter and jelly. You pull the sandwich away only to find salami and lettuce. Immediately pitch the lettuce because I am not getting explosive diarrhea. Go to put the sandwich back in your lunch box only to find โ€ฆ.

Let the carpool shenanigans commence! These ladies started school today! ๐Ÿฅน
08/24/2026

Let the carpool shenanigans commence! These ladies started school today! ๐Ÿฅน

Come see us today at Haunted Hill View for HillCon! We will be there from 11-5! I am offering readings $30 for 20 minute...
08/15/2026

Come see us today at Haunted Hill View for HillCon! We will be there from 11-5! I am offering readings $30 for 20 minutes!

Tonight! 9pm!! ๐Ÿ–ค
08/01/2026

Tonight! 9pm!! ๐Ÿ–ค

I am so not amused. ๐Ÿ˜’
07/27/2026

I am so not amused. ๐Ÿ˜’

Happy fourth of July! I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday! Let the shenanigans commence! ๐Ÿ˜
07/04/2026

Happy fourth of July! I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday! Let the shenanigans commence! ๐Ÿ˜

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06/27/2026

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I live for this s**t (Sonny)
06/27/2026

I live for this s**t (Sonny)

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