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TOTEM Readings Appointment only spiritual consultations from trained shamanic practitioner; focus on tarot card reading and group/ individual guided meditations.

09/12/2026

Incredible things happening on our Substack Livestream Happy Hours.

Friday nights. Now 6 pm cst at fan request. Unplanned. Chaotic. Educational. Entertaining. We take “callers” and troubleshoot their occult issues live and direct.

And one viewer/ guest wins a piece of TOTEM + PUCK HCKY merch a week.

Follow us on Substack. Set a reminder. Make a cocktail or mocktail. And become enriched with our collective esoteric knowledge.

We’re building some serious momentum with our Friday night livestream Happy Hours over on Substack, and even have a new ...
09/10/2026

We’re building some serious momentum with our Friday night livestream Happy Hours over on Substack, and even have a new sponsor! That’s right: the most through-provoking question from the chat OR a guest that joins us live gets a FREE t-shirt or tank from the wonderful people over at PUCK HCKY : at least a $40 value!

So, mark your calendars, mix up your cocktail or mocktail, and strap in for w old ride. This week’s theme (decided by a poll on Substack) is “F*cked Up Bible Study”, and we’re going to expire the strange and ancient mystery of the Leviathan and the Behemoth…and what these strange creatures may mean for Titans and Olympians, Enki and Enlil…and even the true meaning behind the most mysterious name for the God of the Bible: YHVH.

This is content you’re not going to get anywhere else. Join us. Drink. Be merry. Be inquisitive and walk away with merch.

So mote it be.

09/06/2026

Our Friday Night Happy Hour Call-In Show Livestreams over on Substack are pretty damn great. We cover a LOT of supernatural ground, take live questions, use visual aids, and even tell a joke here and there.

Join us this coming Friday at 5 PM CST- this week, we’re diving into the Bible Study “they” never wanted you to find: what are the Leviathan and Behemoth in Genesis? And how do these creatures correlate to the Titans- and Sumerian creation stories?

Make a cocktail or mocktail and lock in to our next Happy Hour to learn all about it- and so much more!

08/29/2026

Our newest episode of The Skeptical Shaman podcast features the incredible Jesse James Freeman: my Friday night Substack livestream partner.

Check it out on Substack, Spotify, and Apple.

And don’t forget to leave an honest review or rating- it really helps our show out!

08/22/2026

We only cover the most pressing, consequential topics over on our Substack. Replay of this “Tight Sweater, Good Speller” Happy Hour is now up on Substack!

Link is in bio. Come join us on the only free speech absolutist platform on the internet.

08/22/2026

Friend of the show Jesse James aka Billy Purgatory joined me for a live “Tight Sweater, Good Speller” happy hour over on Substack. We covered all of the esoteric topics of the day, and had some free speech fun. Check out our Substack for the full conversation (link in bio).

New Villain Era-themed series of The Skeptical Shaman podcast is out, and the first two episodes feature the incredible...
08/21/2026

New Villain Era-themed series of The Skeptical Shaman podcast is out, and the first two episodes feature the incredible Stella Boheme, Glamor Queen!

This season is all about how, no matter hard we try to be good, we’ll inevitably be the villain in someone else’s story. The hat trick? Embracing your own villainous Alter Ego, integrated what works and leaving the rest behind!

The conversations in this season are radically honest. Everyone is just dropping the act— and letting go of expectations. The result? Some of the most game-changing, transformative dialogues to date.

New Archangel-themed Premium TOTEM Flower Essence Blends are in stock— and now available as a set of six seriously disco...
08/21/2026

New Archangel-themed Premium TOTEM Flower Essence Blends are in stock— and now available as a set of six seriously discounted during our eclipse season sale!

Each sell for $65 retail, $390 for six- but we’re making this set available for only $140 for a limited time!

Link to our TOTEMReadingsATX Etsy shop is in stories and bio- and posts about each angelic blend are pinned to my Substack page for more details!

08/10/2026

Our TOTEM + PUCK HCKY Summer Collection is here and it f*cking rocks!

Jewel-toned hockey jerseys, basketball jerseys, hand-dyed t-shirt dresses, shorts, lightweight joggers, tanks and more that feature art from our sold out TOTEM Tarot Deck!

Why wear sh*tty logos from big brands made by child labor when you can wear American-made drip hand-crafted by folks that get paid a living wage that features ancient Norse goddess of magic, sexual vampires and other cool stuff?!?

Check it out- link in bio and stories.

And don’t forget about your “top secret” promo code SHAMAN for a solid discount.

Make real things. But real things from real people. Support small, women-owned businesses. And look cool doing it!

Thank you PUCK HCKY for the support and creativity!

08/03/2026

Last day of our 75% off Flash Sale on Etsy- head over to stock up on bestsellers and hidden gems before we sell out and make room for a new TOTEM Flower Essence Collection themed around the angels!

Link to Etsy shop is in bio and stories!

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