Sh#t My Pastor Said

Sh#t My Pastor Said A Podcast for all the crazy, inspiring and toxic things pastors have said that way too many of us have endured and carried with us for way too long.

Dedicated to healing, exposing and laughing. A podcast—to expose, name, and process the spiritual abuse and manipulation we've carried for too long.

We have a new episode up with Rose Madrid Swetman. Rose has been a mentor, friend, and force to an infinite number of pe...
06/17/2026

We have a new episode up with Rose Madrid Swetman. Rose has been a mentor, friend, and force to an infinite number of people. She works at the Seattle School of Theology & Psychology, was one of the first women ordained in the Vineyard movement, and is a serious badass. Rose shares her stories of loss, tragedy, and what she had to reckon with and overcome to be the person she is today. Her story is currently being written for her future memoir.
To support her work and read her progress, visit https://rosemadridswetman.substack.com (https://rosemadridswetman.substack.com/)

“Be in the world and not of the world” and other tactics leaders used that make no sense. Dano and Kris process all the ...
06/10/2026

“Be in the world and not of the world” and other tactics leaders used that make no sense. Dano and Kris process all the ways they attempted to evangelize, not get invited to parties for some odd reason, and lie a lot about things they had no reason to lie about.

Musings from the dock: Baptists toxic thoughts on women and some strong thoughts on middle names. New episode up!
06/10/2026

Musings from the dock: Baptists toxic thoughts on women and some strong thoughts on middle names.
New episode up!

EPISODE 19 IS UP! Getting yelled at by another adult should be a rare and extreme occurrence. Why has it been normalized...
05/26/2026

EPISODE 19 IS UP!
Getting yelled at by another adult should be a rare and extreme occurrence. Why has it been normalized in churches for staff and even volunteers? Dano and Kris talk over their experiences getting yelled at as staff pastors, how Dano somehow didn’t get yelled at in a professional kitchen, and how yelling gets the shoes on your kids but makes them cry.

Dano and Kris are back at it. Processing our interview with Greg Boyd, the allure of social climbing, and tattoos we’re ...
05/13/2026

Dano and Kris are back at it. Processing our interview with Greg Boyd, the allure of social climbing, and tattoos we’re fairly certain no one has ever gotten.

Greg Boyd is known for a lot important things. Theologian, pastor, professor, heavy metal drummer ...happy for him. What...
04/23/2026

Greg Boyd is known for a lot important things. Theologian, pastor, professor, heavy metal drummer ...happy for him. What he WILL be known for is his debut on S**t My Pastor Said. I imagine people will be pushing each other into bushes to be the first amongst their peers to shout “Isn’t that Greg Boyd from the Sauter Pod??!!!!!!”

Rumors are true friends, Greg Boyd joined us to talk non-violent response, hope for the future church, why he struggles with his double bass kicks, and some pretty amazing wisdom on being kind. Greg is one of our mentors and heroes, and we are so excited for you to meet him for yourself.

New episode up! Resurrection is a hell of a concept. Bree and Kris process why good Friday felt like it was a manufactur...
04/16/2026

New episode up! Resurrection is a hell of a concept. Bree and Kris process why good Friday felt like it was a manufactured sadness and Easter was a manufactured celebration. Then they take even more time to share how it has evolved to what they hold today. Bonus: Bree tells a banger of a joke and Kris shares how to get kicked out of a bar unless the bartender is one of your besties.

And then there were two. Only one can claim the title of most wild, out there theological take.Original Sin? Gone. Conce...
04/14/2026

And then there were two. Only one can claim the title of most wild, out there theological take.
Original Sin? Gone. Concept of Hell? Not today, Satan.
First up: a post that read “Jesus COULD get erections, he was fully human after all, but never did, because he is without sin.” That is quite the statement.
Going up against it: the infallibility of scripture, the idea that the Bible is to be taken literally and contains zero errors.
Some arguments are their own rebuttals.
Vote now and drop a comment explaining your choice.

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It’s all come down to the FINAL FOUR! Vote on your favorite trashy theological take! Then share/tag a friend to join you...
04/03/2026

It’s all come down to the FINAL FOUR! Vote on your favorite trashy theological take! Then share/tag a friend to join you in voting!

New episode is up! And so is ROUND TWO of the Theological Trash Takes Tournament! See what sh*tty takes made it past rou...
03/24/2026

New episode is up! And so is ROUND TWO of the Theological Trash Takes Tournament! See what sh*tty takes made it past round one, and VOTE FOR ROUND TWO NOW: sh*tmypastorsaid.com

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