Adult & Pediatric House Calls

07/25/2026

STUDY SAYS PEOPLE IRRITATED BY CHEWING SOUNDS TEND TO HAVE HIGH IQs…

Finally, the recognition I deserve. I AAAAAMMMMMMM as smart as they say.

The chewing. The chomping. The saliva moving. The mushing. The crunching. The clicking. The swishing. And, of course, the unnecessarily dramatic LOUD, WET SWALLOW.

I’m trying to enjoy my Mexican food. Please go away.

Love, patience, growth, vulnerability—and repeatedly asking people to please chew better and quieter. This has been a lifelong struggle.

“Go in the other room.”

“Let’s watch TV.”

“What’s on Spotify?”

I CAN’T.

You know who you are. This is why I eat alone.

Photo cred: Aiden Tempesta, who captured his highly intelligent and completely overstimulated mother in her natural habitat. 🌮

07/24/2026

Ladies, we deserve more.

Tired of being told everything is “normal” when you still don’t feel like yourself?

Hi, I’m Jen. I’m 46, smack in the middle of perimenopause ( fog and sweats and all), divorced, raising three kids, and running a medical practice that started with COVID testing—and evolved into so much more.

I specialize in women’s wellness and all the female “things” no one seems to talk about enough.

And yes, we still do all the other medical things too.

At A+P House Calls, we provide elevated, whole-person women’s healthcare designed around you.

Not “them.”
Not “the others.”
You.

Your life. Your stress. Your symptoms. Your goals. Your hormones. Your real-life stuff.

And for those who already know me, you’ve probably witnessed my slightly overactive planning brain working overtime on your behalf.

Yes, you.

Just you.

Because women deserve to feel heard, understood, and like themselves again.

( and yes i'm in sweat pants and a sports bra lol)
Rachel Stephens See

06/19/2026

✨ WELLNESS, DELIVERED TO YOUR DOOR. ✨

Why spend hours waiting at an urgent care or infusion center when hydration, recovery, and wellness can come to you?

Whether you’re feeling run down, recovering from illness, battling a migraine, dehydrated after travel, or just need an energy boost, our concierge IV therapy services are designed to help you feel your best—without leaving home.

💧 Hydration Recovery
⚡ Energy Support
🛡️ Immune Boost
🧠 Migraine Relief
🍾 Hangover Recovery
🌿 Wellness & Detox Support

At A+P House Calls, we bring personalized healthcare directly to your door, so you can focus on feeling better, faster.

👉 Ready to recharge?

🔗 Visit our website to explore our IV therapy options and book your appointment today.

www.apnphousecalls.com

😉

06/19/2026

Heart disease often develops silently — which is why awareness and early cardiac screening are so important. ❤️

At A+P HOUSE CALLS, we make prevention simple. We bring advanced cardiac screening directly to your home, guide you through every step, and create a personalized treatment plan if needed.

Easy. Convenient. Proactive care brought to you.❤️

We’ve got this — and so do you.

Learn more at:
www.apnphousecalls.com

A + P House Calls 🩺

06/19/2026

Tired of one-size-fits-all healthcare?

Every day, women are bombarded with ads from online health platforms promising answers for hormones, weight loss, hair loss, longevity, and wellness.

Convenient? Absolutely.

Personal? Not always.

At A+P House Calls, we believe your health deserves more than a questionnaire, an algorithm, or a one-size-fits-all plan.

You deserve a provider who knows your story.

Our Women’s Wellness Program brings concierge-level healthcare directly to your home with personalized care designed around YOU.

✨ Hormone Optimization
✨ Weight Loss Support
✨ Hair Regrowth Programs
✨ Peptide Consultations
✨ Age Optimization & Longevity Planning
✨ Comprehensive Wellness Assessments
✨ Extensive Blood Work
✨ Ongoing Monitoring & Prescription Management

No waiting rooms.
No rushed appointments.
No generic plans.

Just real female providers, real conversations, and real results.

💙 Discover the A+P Difference

📞 516-725-5853
www.apnphousecalls.com

Concierge Healthcare. Delivered To Your Door.

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06/16/2026

Can’t hear like you used to? We’ve got you covered.

At A+P House Calls, we bring advanced hearing assessments right to your door across Long Island—because quality healthcare should be convenient, comfortable, and accessible.

Our focused hearing assessment includes:

• Otoscopic Examination – A closer look at ear health
• Condition Audiometry – Evaluates how sound travels through the ear
• Pure Tone Threshold Testing (dB HL) – Measures hearing ability across different frequencies
• Rinne & Weber Evaluation – Helps distinguish different types of hearing loss
• Functional Speech Screening – Assesses how well speech is understood

No crowded waiting rooms.
No transportation hassles.
Personalized, one-on-one care in the comfort of your home.

Whether you've noticed difficulty hearing conversations, turning up the TV more often, or simply want peace of mind, our team is here to help.

Because hearing clearly isn’t just about sound—it’s about staying connected to the people and moments that matter most.

Serving adults and seniors throughout Long Island.

Call 516-725-5853
Visit www.apnphousecalls.com

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06/14/2026

I literally cannot. 😂

If you’ve found yourself hiding in the pantry, rage-cleaning the kitchen at 10 PM, forgetting why you walked into a room, sweating through your pajamas, or questioning every life decision you’ve ever made…

Welcome. You’re among friends.

Perimenopause and menopause are no joke, but the good news is you don’t have to just “deal with it.”

There are real treatments, real solutions, and real ways to feel like yourself again.

Now excuse me while I go apologize to everyone I spoke to this week. 😜

Who’s with me?

06/14/2026

Having a little too much fun with AI today!!! 🫣😆The most hard-working infusion nurse we know 💙🧡

Couldn’t forget our Tina! Always showing up with a smile, endless compassion, and the kind of work ethic that keeps everyone going. Whether she’s starting IVs, calming nerves, or making patients feel like family, she does it all with heart.

And today she’s repping her team in style… Go Knicks! 🏀🗽

06/14/2026