22/06/2026
One of my favorite parts of writing my newsletter?
Getting to document the weird little shifts before they become obvious.
A year ago, almost nobody was talking about half the things in this forecast.
Today they’re quietly showing up in earnings calls, retail shelves, doctor’s offices, and group chats.
I just published: 7 Wellness Shifts That Will Define H2 2026.
32,000+ subscribers already reading, come along for the ride. Link in bio.
officially #15 in Health & Wellness, so thank you for reading my increasingly unhinged wellness observations 🫶
Proof that niche is a superpower✨
I fear I’ve made pattern recognition my entire personality
I didn’t choose the rabbit hole life. The rabbit holes chose me.
the more I study Ozempic, the less I think it’s about weight loss
professionally curious, personally unwell
I treat Expo West like some people treat Fashion Week
At this point Peloton should either block me or put me on payroll.
I made one post about bone density and now I’m three DEXA scans away from becoming a supplement founder.
my toxic trait is believing every earnings call is a wellness story
professionally unable to leave an interesting trend alone
go to my Substack for wellness forecasts, stay for the candle recommendations
my favorite hobby is being six months early