09/07/2026
The 'ber months are here. Which means it's officially horror movie season.
And I have to share my top 5 favorites.
"Eat Less, Move More" - The one nobody asked for and yet it keeps getting remade every single year. Absolutely terrifying.
"It's All Downhill After 40" - A work of complete fiction that somehow convinced everyone it was a documentary. Still running in theaters everywhere.
"Just Act Your Age" - The villain in this one is whoever said this to a woman who was busy building her best body in her 50s.
"Your Best Years Are Behind You" - The most creative fiction ever told to a woman over 40. Zero stars. Do not recommend.
"You Just Need More Protein" - Okay, this one might actually be partially true. But the way it gets thrown around as a solution for everything? Horrifying.
These are the narratives I've spent my entire career calling out. And I'll keep calling them out for as long as women are still being told to shrink, settle, and accept less than they deserve.
Now your turn. What's the most ridiculous piece of fitness or aging advice you've ever been told?
Drop it in the comments. I have a feeling this thread is going to be absolutely spooky. 😂