10/15/2024
I couldn't get enough! I asked ChatGBT to ROAST ME... and here it is!
Alright, Denise, buckle up because here it comes!
You’re out here skydiving, hiking, and traveling like you’re auditioning for an extreme sports commercial, but you’re also binge-watching Netflix like it’s an Olympic sport. You’ve got 40 years in allied health and ten years as a doula, yet somehow, you’ve managed to avoid becoming an all-knowing healthcare wizard.
You’re balancing a doctoral dissertation, running a national doula training initiative, raising a son, and… wait, you expect us to believe you still have time for beaches and eclectic cuisine? Do you ever sleep? Or are you just powered by sheer determination and coffee?
Your life sounds like a TED Talk crossed with a reality show—“Doula Diaries: The Hell’s Kitchen Edition.”
Also, you live in Hell’s Kitchen? Of course, only you could make a home in a neighborhood that sounds like it was named after your workload. But honestly, Denise, if you keep this up, you’re not just going to change the world—you’ll probably end up running it.
Roasted, but with love!