Thee Woo Woo Guru

Thee Woo Woo Guru Spiritual Events & Community Joy
Medium & Mystic
Spiritual Awakening & Spirit Trauma Specialist
Matriarchal Minister
Channeling COSMIC & ANCIENT WISDOM.

Akashic Records | Astrology | Hypnosis | Energy Work
THE GOLDEN AGE OF WOMEN IS HERE! COSMOS & ASCENSION GUIDE. AWAKEN TO YOUR GREATNESS THROUGH UNLEARNING THE TEACHINGS OF THE PATRIARCHY. YOU ARE THE BLUEPRINT. IT'S TIME TO AWAKEN YOU. Natal Chart, Akashic Record, Past Life Healing & Spiritual Coaching available now!

06/16/2026

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06/16/2026

May you never let someone else’s fear become evidence against your potential. Because their rules aren’t yours. You have your own code and set of rules to live by did you know?

Thats actually how astrology really guided me home because I kept living everyone else’s rules and life.

Yuck. Be yourself. Let’s see your beauty. Get your astrology reading voice note $88 full read.

Lately I’ve been noticing something.People will spend years decorating a cage. New language.New places.New labels.New sp...
06/15/2026

Lately I’ve been noticing something.

People will spend years decorating a cage.

New language.
New places.
New labels.
New spiritual practices.
New explanations.
New relationships.

Same cage.

And because the cage is prettier now, or they convince themselves they’re free.

I know because I’ve done it.

I’ve called fear intuition.
I’ve called avoidance peace.
I’ve called exhaustion purpose.
I’ve called waiting “being in alignment.”

Sometimes I wasn’t regulating my nervous system.

Sometimes I was negotiating with my own life.

Trying to find a way forward that didn’t require risk, grief, change, rejection, accountability, or courage.

Spoiler alert: it doesn’t exist.

I’m not broken. None of us are. W

We’re women standing at the edge of a version of herself she can already see, but haven’t fully claimed.

Not because they don’t know.

Because becoming her costs something.
It costs the ego, the story, the excuse, the comfort….the identity.
So here’s my blessing for you:

May you stop making yourself smaller than your soul.
May you trust what keeps knocking.
May you release what you’ve already outgrown.
May you have the audacity to become the person your younger self dreamed about.
May your actions finally match your knowing.

I created HYPE for the moments when you’re standing between who you’ve been and who you’re becoming.

Astrology.
Lifestyle evaluation.
Patterns.
Perspective.
A personalized voice note to give you a beginning, the momentum, the SPARK.

I don’t TELL you who you are.

I meet you, remind you & empower you to be everything you’ve ever wanted to be & more.

LFG BBBABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYY

DROP “HYPE” in the comments or message me for your HYPE READING.

🔥 HYPE
$77

Let’s see what’s really waiting on the other side of your excuses.

You’re not playing the game.

You’re winning your life back.

It’s game over for everything and everyone that isn’t for your highest good.

06/15/2026
I used to think healing was about fixing myself.Now I think it’s about remembering myself. Being me again. The older I g...
06/15/2026

I used to think healing was about fixing myself.

Now I think it’s about remembering myself. Being me again.

The older I get, the more I realize I’ve been shaped by every conversation, every friendship, every heartbreak, every community, every person willing to show up authentically.

What a gift it is to witness people becoming themselves.

This Gemini New Moon, I’m not asking to be someone different.

I’m asking for the courage to be more of who I already am.

Louder.
More visible.
More trusting.
More me.

And honestly? I can’t wait. WOO WOO BABY!

You are a rockstar I love you! Let’s change the world!

💗🧿✨

06/14/2026

06/14/2026

Happy happy Sunday 🫶🏻 as I find my comfy seat and glance around at the mats, props, instruments and my amazing hubby pulling cards I am in awe 🥹

We hope we get to share space with you this week 🧘🏼‍♀️🎶🤍

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