Unnecessary Hypotheticals Therapy PLLC.

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Empowering Authentic Connections
Marriage & Family Therapist Associate
| LGBTQIA+ Affirmative | Advocate for Polyamory, Kink, & Nontraditional Relationships|
🌟 Helping individuals and couples thrive with evidence-based therapy
📍 Located in SATX

08/16/2026
08/16/2026

We are to blame for precisely ZERO of societies problems

08/10/2026
🍂 Marketing Monday + a little Fall 2026 update from Unnecessary Hypotheticals TherapyI’m currently accepting new clients...
08/10/2026

🍂 Marketing Monday + a little Fall 2026 update from Unnecessary Hypotheticals Therapy

I’m currently accepting new clients, and there are also some new things happening around the practice that I’m very excited to finally start sharing.

Alongside individual + relationship therapy, this fall will include:

🥊 DBT-Inspired Kickboxing + Mind-Body Regulation
Therapy skills meet intentional movement, somatic awareness, and occasionally hitting a pad because sometimes mindfulness needs a little more movement.

👚 The Transforming Hypotheticals Closet
An affirming clothing + self-expression space for people exploring what feels authentic without needing to buy an entirely new wardrobe just to figure it out.

🌑 New Moon Group Therapy
A monthly therapeutic space blending feminist psychology, folk practices, reflection, identity, relationships, and intentional belonging.

And yes, I’m still doing the regular therapy thing too. 😂

My practice is especially geared toward LGBTQIA+ folks, neurodivergent humans, couples and relationships that don’t always fit the traditional script, and people who want therapy that feels a little more human and a little less “sit on this couch while I mysteriously nod at you.”

📍 In-person in San Antonio
💻 Telehealth in TX + WA
💸 Private pay
🖤 Free 15-minute consultations

Text 210-709-3122
UnnecessaryHypotheticals.com/contact

If you know someone who has been looking for therapy but hasn’t quite found their kind of therapist yet, feel free to send them my way.

Where the “What if’s?” meet the “Why not’s?”

An Internet Care Package for Your BrainThe internet can be overstimulating, exhausting, and—let’s be honest—a bit of a d...
08/09/2026

An Internet Care Package for Your Brain

The internet can be overstimulating, exhausting, and—let’s be honest—a bit of a dumpster fire. But it also contains some genuinely lovely, delightfully weird little corners.

I put together a collection of free-to-use websites for grounding, focus, creativity, curiosity, reflection, or simply giving your brain somewhere different to go for a while. These are not replacements for therapy or crisis support—just optional tools to explore and see what your brain enjoys.

**For calming your nervous system**

Explore.org Films- https://explore.org/films — Nature films and documentaries for when your brain needs something slower than scrolling. Some wildlife footage may be intense, so choose mindfully.

WindowSwap - https://www.window-swap.com/ — Look through someone else’s window somewhere in the world. A gentle change of scenery without needing to put on real pants.

myNoise - https://mynoise.net/ — Customizable soundscapes for focus, relaxation, sleep, sensory regulation, or drowning out That One Distracting Sound.

A Soft Murmur - https://asoftmurmur.com/ — Mix rain, thunder, waves, wind, fire, and other ambient sounds to create whatever weather your nervous system ordered.

Pixel Thoughts - https://www.pixelthoughts.co — A brief visual exercise that helps you pause, breathe, and place an overwhelming thought into a much larger universe.

**For brains that need tiny steps, side quests, and a little whimsy**

Goblin Tools - https://goblin.tools/ — When a task feels like one enormous, impossible blob, this can break it into smaller, more approachable steps. It can also turn brain dumps into lists, estimate how long tasks may take, and help you find the words when wording is not wording.

You Feel Like S**t - https://youfeellikesh*t.com/ — A gently irreverent self-care game for when you feel awful but cannot figure out what you need. It walks you through small questions about food, medication, sleep, hygiene, pain, emotions, and other internal signals—because sometimes “What is wrong?” is simply too large a question.

Habitica - https://habitica.com/ — Turns real-life responsibilities into a retro role-playing game. Complete chores, care tasks, and goals to level up your tiny character, collect creatures, and earn rewards. The main features are free, with optional paid extras.

Flocus - https://flocus.com/ — A cozy focus dashboard with visual themes, ambient sounds, music, a timer, and space for three current tasks. The free version is ad-free and may help transform “I have to do the thing” into a slightly more pleasant little environment for doing the thing.

**For a mental escape**

MapCrunch - https://www.mapcrunch.com/ — Drops you into a random Google Street View location. Wander the world, explore somewhere unfamiliar, or briefly pretend you have no emails.

Radiooooo - https://app.radiooooo.com/ — Choose a country and decade to hear music from another place and time. A tiny musical time machine for your browser.

Drive & Listen - https://driveandlisten.app/ — Take a virtual drive through cities around the world while listening to local radio and street sounds. No traffic anxiety or parallel parking required.

Radio Garden - https://radio.garden/ — Spin a virtual globe and listen to live radio stations around the world. Good for curiosity, cultural connection, or finding something wonderfully unexpected.

**For creativity and play**

Silk - https://weavesilk.com/ — Create flowing, symmetrical digital art. Soothing, absorbing, and impossible to be bad at.

Neal.fun - https://neal.fun/ — A collection of strange, clever, interactive internet experiments. Good for curiosity, play, and letting your brain do something completely unnecessary.

Quick, Draw! - https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/ — A playful game where AI tries to guess what you are sketching. Artistic talent is neither required nor particularly helpful.

Patatap - https://patatap.com/ — Turn your keyboard into animated colors and sounds. Useful for playful sensory engagement, experimentation, or giving restless energy somewhere to go.

The Kid Should See This - https://thekidshouldseethis.com/ — Smart, fascinating videos for curious humans of all ages, featuring science, art, nature, technology, and wonderfully weird things.

**For reflection and meaning**

The Marginalian - https://www.themarginalian.org/ — Thoughtful writing about psychology, philosophy, creativity, relationships, grief, meaning, and the general weirdness of being human.

FutureMe - https://www.futureme.org/ — Write a letter to your future self. Use it to notice growth, set intentions, practice self-compassion, or leave Future You a reminder that Present You was trying.

Letters of Note - https://news.lettersofnote.com/ — Remarkable letters from history and everyday life offering glimpses into love, loss, courage, creativity, and connection.

**For books, rabbit holes, and learning things simply because you can**

Project Gutenberg - https://gutenberg.org/ — A free digital library containing thousands of public-domain books. Useful for comfort reading, learning, or disappearing into a literary rabbit hole.

There is no homework here, and you absolutely do not need to explore everything. Pick whatever catches your attention and ignore what does not.

Sometimes regulation looks like breathing exercises. Sometimes it looks like watching the rain through a window in Finland, collecting a tiny digital creature for doing the laundry, or listening to 1970s music from Brazil.

Take what helps. Leave the rest.

Michele Flores, LMFT Associate

Open a new window somewhere in the world

08/07/2026

🥊 What if you could work on emotional wellness while moving your body?

We’re excited to introduce **Fight or Flight**, an **8-week DBT-informed kickboxing and mind-body regulation program for adults**.

Designed for **individuals, couples, and partners**, this program combines practical emotional wellness skills with beginner-friendly kickboxing and movement to help participants:

🧠 Manage stress & emotions
💬 Improve communication
❤️ Strengthen relationships
💪 Build confidence & resilience
🌱 Develop healthier coping strategies

**No kickboxing experience needed. No sparring or hitting each other.** Participants will work with heavy bags, pads, and other non-contact exercises in a supportive environment.

✨ **Founding Group Special: $35/session**
Regular rate: $45/session
📅 8-week commitment
👥 Limited group size

Interested? **Scan the QR code on the flyer to join our interest/waitlist and be among the first to receive program details.**

Know someone who might enjoy something like this? Feel free to **share or tag them below!** 🥊✨

**Facilitated by Michele Flores, LMFT Associate, alongside Certified Kickboxing Instructor Adam Zamora.**

🥊 **What if you could work on emotional wellness while moving your body?**We’re excited to introduce **Fight or Flight**...
08/07/2026

🥊 **What if you could work on emotional wellness while moving your body?**

We’re excited to introduce **Fight or Flight**, an **8-week DBT-informed kickboxing and mind-body regulation program for adults**.

Designed for **individuals, couples, and partners**, this program combines practical emotional wellness skills with beginner-friendly kickboxing and movement to help participants:

🧠 Manage stress & emotions
💬 Improve communication
❤️ Strengthen relationships
💪 Build confidence & resilience
🌱 Develop healthier coping strategies

**No kickboxing experience needed. No sparring or hitting each other.** Participants will work with heavy bags, pads, and other non-contact exercises in a supportive environment.

✨ **Founding Group Special: $35/session**
Regular rate: $45/session
📅 8-week commitment
👥 Limited group size

Interested? **Scan the QR code on the flyer to join our interest/waitlist and be among the first to receive program details.**

Know someone who might enjoy something like this? Feel free to **share or tag them below!** 🥊✨

**Facilitated by Michele Flores, LMFT Associate, alongside Certified Kickboxing Instructor Adam Zamora.**

08/02/2026

Some projects are about creating something.
This one is about creating possibility.

The TRANSforming Hypotheticals Closet was born from the belief that everyone deserves a space to explore self-expression without fear, shame, or pressure. A place where curiosity is welcomed, questions don't need immediate answers, and trying something new can simply be...trying something new.

This isn't just a closet full of clothes. It's a community resource built with love, intention, and the hope that someone walks in feeling uncertain and leaves feeling a little more connected to themselves.

Every donation, every clothing rack, every organizer, and every hour spent sorting has been another step toward building the kind of space many of us wish had existed when we needed it most.

We're still putting on the finishing touches, but watching this vision slowly become reality has been incredibly meaningful.

I can't wait to open the doors and welcome our community into a space where exploration is celebrated, authenticity is honored, and everyone deserves to feel like they belong.

Because sometimes healing starts with something as simple as finding an outfit that finally feels like you. 🖤

Thank you to everyone who helped make this idea a reality! Seriously couldn't have done it without y'all!

Coming soon

Isaac Cardona, Sir Rat Leather SA, and the many members from Liberal Moms of San Antonio

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San Antonio, TX

Opening Hours

Wednesday 10am - 5pm
Thursday 10am - 5pm
Friday 10am - 5pm

Telephone

(210)7093122

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