KITG Vibes

KITG Vibes KITG Vibes = Karate in the Garage ๐Ÿ’จ A raw, R-rated podcast on life, love, dating, mental health & weed-fueled survival. Your host? Thatโ€™s me.

๐Ÿ’ฅ About KITG Vibes (Karate in the Garage)
Welcome to KITG Vibesโ€”aka Karate in the Garageโ€”the realest, rawest, most unfiltered podcast you didnโ€™t know you needed. Born from late-night smoke sessions and real-life breakdowns (followed by breakthroughs), this space is all about telling the truth, laughing through the pain, and passing the blunt and the wisdom. A mom, a survivor, a vibe curator, and s

omeone who's lived a thousand lives in one body. Iโ€™ve been through it allโ€”or at least know someone who has. From surviving toxic relationships and being married to the damn devil himself, to dating a man who wanted me to pee on him (seriously), and another who threw toddler-level tantrums and stormed off with a cutting board in a Lyftโ€”you can't make this sh*t up. This podcast is for the women, the men, the stoners, the weirdos, the healed, the healing, the ones who cry in the car and laugh at inappropriate times. Itโ€™s for you if youโ€™ve ever thought, โ€œThereโ€™s no way Iโ€™m the only one going through this.โ€ Spoiler: youโ€™re not. We talk:

Dating horror stories & hookup madness

Marriage & divorce drama

Mental health & surviving the chaos

Weed wisdom & cannabis therapy

Menโ€™s perspectives (yes, we hear yโ€™all too)

Lessons we wish someone had told us sooner

๐Ÿ’จ Karate = code for cannabis.
๐Ÿง  Garage = our judgment-free zone.
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ KITG Vibes = the tribe you didnโ€™t know you needed. If youโ€™ve got a wild story, a hot take, or just need a good laugh and a reminder youโ€™re not aloneโ€”we got you. Pull up, light up, and letโ€™s talk about it.

๐ŸŒธโœจ Monday Motivation โœจ๐ŸŒธYour biggest glow-up starts the moment you stop looking over your shoulder.Stay in your lane. Wat...
07/13/2026

๐ŸŒธโœจ Monday Motivation โœจ๐ŸŒธ

Your biggest glow-up starts the moment you stop looking over your shoulder.

Stay in your lane. Water your own grass. Protect your peace. Chase your dreams. The people meant for you will find you while youโ€™re busy becoming the best version of yourself.

This week, donโ€™t compare. Donโ€™t compete. Just keep cruising. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿš—

KITG Vibes Reminder:
โœจ We do not negotiate with insecurities.
๐ŸŒฟ Protect your energy.
๐Ÿ’— Keep showing up.
๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Keep those good vibes rolling.

Happy Monday, Garage Fam. Letโ€™s make this week one worth remembering. ๐Ÿ’•

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๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š

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07/04/2026

Whatโ€™s the difference between a firework and my dating history?

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜‚Fireworks come with warning labels. ๐Ÿšฉ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Happy 4th of July Everyone๐Ÿ“ฃ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœจ HAPPY 4TH, GARAGE GREMLINS! โœจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ250 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE, BABY! ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ฅBe safe. Have fun. Hug your people. Eat an irresp...
07/04/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโœจ HAPPY 4TH, GARAGE GREMLINS! โœจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

250 YEARS OF INDEPENDENCE, BABY! ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ”ฅ

Be safe. Have fun. Hug your people. Eat an irresponsible amount of BBQ. ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ˜‚ And enjoy the freedom we should never take for granted. โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

Stay weird. Stay wild. Stay free. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽคโœจ

Happy 4th of July from KITG Vibes! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ’œ

07/03/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŽ† OKAY GARAGE GREMLINSโ€ฆ THE 4TH IS COMING AND WE WANT THE TEA. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿซ–๐Ÿ”ฅ

Did your family BBQ turn into a WWE match? ๐Ÿคผโ€โ™€๏ธ
Did somebody get drunk and confess something they absolutely should NOT have? ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜ณ
Firework fail? ๐Ÿ’ฅ
Hookup gone wrong? ๐Ÿ˜
Neighbor drama? ๐Ÿ‘€
Family secret unlocked over a hot dog? ๐ŸŒญ๐Ÿ˜‚

SEND US YOUR WILDEST 4TH OF JULY STORIES! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ The funny, messy, embarrassing, unbelievable, โ€œthere is no fu***ng way that happenedโ€ kind.

โœจ Anonymous is ALWAYS welcome. Names can be changed. Judgment stays in the garage. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

Drop your story in the comments, DM KITG, or submit anonymously!

Be safe. Make questionable memories. Then come tell the Garage Gremlins about them. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

XOXO, KITG ๐Ÿ’‹

Some people dim their light.I brought a disco ball instead. ๐Ÿชฉโœจ๐Ÿ˜‰
06/26/2026

Some people dim their light.

I brought a disco ball instead. ๐Ÿชฉโœจ๐Ÿ˜‰

06/21/2026

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ Happy Fatherโ€™s Day to all the dads out there! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ’™

Thanks for teaching us how to change a tire ๐Ÿš—, burn perfectly good meat on the grill ๐Ÿ–๐Ÿ˜‚, fall asleep in a recliner in record time ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ†, and somehow fix everything with duct tape, zip ties, and pure dad confidence ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿคฃ

Keep telling the same jokes ๐Ÿ˜†
Keep embarrassing your kids ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
Keep being their hero ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธโค๏ธ
Keep showing up ๐Ÿ‘Š
Keep doing cool dad s**t ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ฅ

๐Ÿป Happy Fatherโ€™s Day from KITG Vibes! ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿป

P.S. to my own dadโ€ฆ AWWACCCKKKKK!!! ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’™

For those wondering, thatโ€™s our weird little screech that means โ€œHIIIII!โ€ and yes, weโ€™re fully aware weโ€™re built different in this family ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Thank you for never giving up on me, even when I made it difficult. Thank you for always believing I could do betterโ€ฆ better friends, better jobs, better parenting, and a better life. โค๏ธ

You taught me that growth never stops, learning never stops, and no matter how old I get, I can always keep becoming a better version of myself. ๐ŸŒฑโœจ

Love ya, old man. ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ‘Š AWWACCCKKKKK!!! ๐Ÿฆ…๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ‘งโ€๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿคฃ

06/15/2026

Asking for a friend๐Ÿ˜‚

Does anyone know a male stripper or a place to go to hire one?๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ’ƒ

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ๏ธ KITG VIBES: RIDE FREE, BROTHERS ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ–คThis week, our motorcycle community lost three brothers far too soon.Travis James...
06/07/2026

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ๏ธ KITG VIBES: RIDE FREE, BROTHERS ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ค

This week, our motorcycle community lost three brothers far too soon.

Travis James Gallop
Steve King
Erik Boyles

Three riders. Three fathers, friends, sons, brothers, and souls who left their mark on the people lucky enough to know them.

At KITG Vibes, weโ€™re all about stories, laughter, and living life wide open. Tonight, weโ€™re reminded that life is fragile and tomorrow isnโ€™t promised. So tell your people you love them. Take the ride. Make the memories. Share the stories.

To everyone who rode beside these men, laughed with them, raised a glass with them, or loved themโ€”our hearts are with you. ๐Ÿ–ค

May the roads in Heaven be endless, the weather perfect, and the tanks always full.

Ride free, gentlemen. Weโ€™ll carry your stories from here.

๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿชฝ

โ€œDeath leaves a heartache no one can heal, but love leaves memories no one can steal.โ€

๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿ™

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ KITG Vibes Memorial Day โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธToday, the Garage Gremlins pause the chaos, the jokes, the stories, and the laughs for ...
05/25/2026

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ KITG Vibes Memorial Day โค๏ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Today, the Garage Gremlins pause the chaos, the jokes, the stories, and the laughs for something bigger.

Memorial Day is a reminder that the freedoms we enjoy every day came at a cost. Brave men and women gave their lives so the rest of us could live ours, chase our dreams, raise our families, speak our minds, and gather with the people we love.

As youโ€™re spending time with friends and family today, take a moment to remember the heroes who never made it home and the families who carry that sacrifice forever.

From all of us at KITG Vibes, thank you to those who gave everything. โค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™

Today we remember.
Today we honor.
Today we are grateful.

Garage Gremlins, hug your people a little tighter today. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’™โœจ

๐Ÿšจ KITG Vibes Update ๐ŸšจSometimes the right decision isn't always the easiest one.A recent episode has been removed, and th...
05/23/2026

๐Ÿšจ KITG Vibes Update ๐Ÿšจ

Sometimes the right decision isn't always the easiest one.

A recent episode has been removed, and the second half will not be released. After taking a closer look at the situation, I decided it was the right call.

Thanks for understanding, Garage Gremlins. We keep learning, we keep growing, and we keep doing our best. โค๏ธ

๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ

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