06/01/2026
🎃🌴🚨 SUMMER-WEEN IS OFFICIALLY LIVE 🚨🌴🎃
The vault is OPEN. 🔓👻☀️
The pumpkins are out. 🎃
The deals are loose. 🌵
The sunshine is shining. ☀️🏖️🍉
And somebody definitely forgot to put adult supervision on this sale. 😂
Before you start shopping, let’s make one thing crystal clear:
🚨 THESE PRICES WILL NOT BE BEAT. 🚨
❌ Not on Black Friday.
❌ Not during the Holidays.
❌ Not during Valentine’s Day.
❌ Not during Mother’s Day.
❌ Not during any future sale.
If you see a Summer-Ween deal you want… THIS is the lowest price it will be offered for. 🎃💀☀️
Some of these offers only escape the vault ONCE per year. 🔐👻
When Summer-Ween ends, they’ll disappear back into the desert and won’t return until Summer-Ween 2027. 🌵🏜️☀️🌴
But wait… there’s more. 😈
Throughout June we’ll be dropping surprise FLASH DEALS. ⚡⚡⚡
⏰ Some will only last a few hours.
🎃 Some will have limited quantities.
👻 Some will disappear before you even finish debating whether you want it.
Translation:
😅 “I’ll buy it tomorrow.”
😅 “I’ll wait until payday.”
😅 “I’m going to think about it.”
…are all risky life choices this month. 😂💀
💳 Need a little flexibility? Select Summer-Ween offers may be eligible for payment arrangements. Just send us a DM and we’ll be happy to see what options are available. 😊🌵
💆♀️ And because we know Summer-Ween gets a little wild…
Bird will be working extended summer hours to help ensure everyone can get in for their sessions in a timely manner. ☀️🌴
🌅 Evening appointments available
🌙 Hours extended until 9 PM
📅 Friday, Saturday & Sunday availability throughout the summer
If you’re worried about finding an appointment time, don’t be. We’ve opened up plenty of extra availability. 😎☀️
🌵 Lowest prices of the year
🎃 Vault-exclusive offers
⚡ Flash deals all month long
👻 Limited quantities
🏜️ Summer-Ween exclusives
🔥 Once they’re gone, they’re gone
Happy Summer-Ween, everyone. 🎃🌴☀️🍍👻🌵🏜️
Now go see what escaped the vault. 🔓👀