06/09/2026
The only two things keeping me from starring in my own Dateline special: Jesus and BHRT.
One saves my soul.
One saves everyone around me.
And at this point, I’m not entirely sure who’s doing more heavy lifting.
✨ Better mood.
✨ Better sleep.
✨ Fewer intrusive thoughts about disappearing into the woods.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ve been white-knuckling your way through life, this is your sign. Hormones matter.