10/27/2026
📢 COMMUNITY HEALTH ALERT
Our therapists are reporting an unusual decline in traditional Brewers Syndrome this October. Caseloads are normally filled with stubbed toes from kicking the couch, headaches from the stress of a season ending in disappointment, and neck pain from tracking foul balls instead of home runs...
Instead, patients are presenting with:
• Shoulder pain from repeated celebrations and fist pumping.
• Calf cramps from jumping up and down after hit after hit.
• Wrist soreness from excessive group-texting of "LET'S GO!!!"
Don't worry. If your rotator cuff doesn't survive the World Series, we at Pinnacle Performance Therapy still have a few openings available tomorrow. ⚾🍻
GO BREWERS! FINISH THIS!