03/10/2026
I love him. I really do.
But must the cracker be eaten in surround sound? š
Donāt get me started on the spoon scraping š„“
Imagine your brain has a little sound desk.
Usually, someone is quietly adjusting the levels:
āBackground noise down. Focus up. Find the word for⦠dishwasher.ā
Then perimenopause enters and starts playing with the controls.
The word you need? On mute.
His chewing? Front-row concert experience. š¤£
Hereās the science behind the joke:
hormonal changes can affect memory, mood and sleep. And when youāre tired and overwhelmed, your patience for everyday noise can feel very thin.
But the feeling of āI love you, please chew that somewhere elseā? Very relatable. š
Tell me⦠is it the chewing, the sniffing or the spoon scraping the bowl?
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