04/06/2026
Despite all the warnings about how hard newborn life was going to be…
I’m finding it suspiciously manageable.
Turns out that’s because I don’t have a pair of t**s.
So while I’m cleaning, cooking, doing nappies, making tea…
And constantly asking .salem if I can do anything else…
salem is an absolute work horse for this little lad.
I’m incredibly grateful that this part is easier for me.
But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t feel a bit guilty watching her carry me on this part of parenthood 👀
Roll on the days where I can take feeding duties off her hands for a few hours!