Welcome to The No Dojo No Kata - No Meat No Dairy No Egg No Chemical No Cooking No Chopping No Killing - Ninja ... Kata ... Dojo. TNDNKNMNDNENCNCNKNKD for ... short, very ... very ... short.
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The most non self contradicting flat earth society member dojo of the globe. We have already shown our mettle with the coolest most natural medicine on the flat ass planet: humour. We empha
sise the ancient & authentic art of survival (including self defense) not through copying a myriad of useless complicated - sequence of movements and - techniques in a flashy dojo with silly ranks & rituals but through zanshin (natural / open mind) therefore senshin (balanced / enlightened mind) based self development emphasising utilisation & growth of the natural elements through... nature (our finest form of dojo) including natural well-being, nature survival & urban survival, nature preservation, gardening, meditation, philosophy, psychology, politics, strategy, diet, singing / chanting & dancing, yoga, ninjutsu, qigong, kijutsu, calisthenics, parkour, postures, some techniques (especially of movement), and oh... a razor sharp wit!
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With your mutable water signing INFJing sun-gazing & darkness-lurking, warmth-loving & cold-showering, nature-loving & city-dwelling, clean-freaking & dirt-rolling, anti-social & social-mediaing philosophizing, celibating & uncontrollably-flirt-loving, peace-loving & survival-fighting, pure-breed-babylonian & cosmpolitan, religious & multi-religious, indecisively decisive, rather feminine macho main man, a fully fledged organic raw passively active vegan yogi ninja who likes to hunt in necessity ... one with absolutely NO identity crises.
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