25/05/2026
Oh you came back!
Awesome 👌
Here is your message for the week with a side serve of cheekiness.
Card 1 — 4 of Wands
You asked if you should have a good week or crawl back into bed like a Victorian woman with “the vapours.” The 4 of Wands says this week actually has decent energy around it — connection, small wins, and moments where life feels stable instead of like a flaming skip bin rolling downhill. This is the card of celebration, but not necessarily champagne and fireworks. It’s more like finally feeling your nervous system unclench for five bloody minutes.
There’s strong energy around home, friendships, community, and finishing something that’s been dragging on longer than it should. You may also find yourself invited somewhere, reconnecting with someone supportive, or simply realising you’ve survived worse weeks than this one.
Best day: Thursday — the energy peaks here. Things feel lighter, conversations flow better, and you may get confirmation you’re on the right path.
Worst day: Monday — because your brain starts the week catastrophising like it’s being paid overtime for it.
Smart-arsed wisdom:
“Not every week is a spiritual test from the universe. Sometimes you’re just dehydrated, under-rested, and need snacks.”
Card 2 — 6 of Swords
The 6 of Swords says this week is less about excitement and more about recovery. You’re moving out of rough emotional waters, even if you still keep turning around to stare dramatically at the storm behind you. This card often appears when life has been mentally exhausting and you’re finally beginning to detach from chaos, conflict, or emotional heaviness.
This isn’t a “jump out of bed singing with joy” week. It’s a “quietly get your life back under control one step at a time” week. The good news? Progress is absolutely happening. The bad news? It may feel slower than a pension queue at Centrelink.
You may spend a lot of time thinking, reflecting, or deciding what you no longer want to carry forward. Protect your energy from people who only contact you to dump their emotional garbage on your front lawn.
Best day: Wednesday — clarity arrives. Something mentally clicks into place.
Worst day: Saturday — emotional exhaustion could catch up if you’ve ignored your limits all week.
Smart-arsed wisdom:
“You cannot heal in peace while voluntarily subscribing to other people’s chaos.”
Card 3 — The Hierophant
The Hierophant strolls in like a spiritually exhausted school principal asking whether you’ve learned anything yet. This week has lessons in it — not necessarily fun ones, but useful ones. Structure, routine, discipline, and wisdom matter here. The card says your week improves dramatically if you stop waiting to feel motivated and just start doing the thing anyway.
There’s also strong energy around mentors, traditions, study, spirituality, counselling, or guidance. Someone older or wiser may offer useful advice this week — even if your first instinct is to roll your eyes so hard you see your own ancestors.
This card can also point to stability returning through routine. Sleep better. Eat better. Ground yourself. Your nervous system is not a haunted house attraction that needs constant stimulation.
Best day: Friday — productive energy, support, and clearer direction arrive.
Worst day: Tuesday — stubbornness and overthinking may have you questioning everything including your life choices from 2007.
Smart-arsed wisdom:
“Spiritual enlightenment is lovely, but so is having your laundry folded and your bills paid on time.”
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