27/07/2026
if you’ve made it this far, you’ve probably realised i’m not everyone’s cup of tea, and that’s kind of the point
the health & fitness industry is LOUD. everyone’s either trying to sell you a detox, convince you carbs are evil, train more, or make you believe your life will fall apart because you missed a session
meanwhile, i’m over here eating chocolate, encouraging rest days, and reminding people that one workout (or one pizza) isn’t going to make or break your progress
if you want someone who’s going to blow a whistle every time you slow down or make you earn your dinner, i’m probably not your coach
but if you want to get stronger, fuel your body well, enjoy your life and see progress without making fitness your entire personality, you’re in the right place 🫶🏼