22/08/2026
Apparently affidavits are Choose Your Own Adventure: in AVO Court, “I was on the phone and heard the assault”; in Family Court, same incident, “Actually, the kids told me about it later” — same lawyer, same CCTV proving otherwise. 😂
Two courts, two sworn stories, a lawyer with mummy issues, tens of thousands of dollars for me to defend the same allegation twice… but sure, tell me again how legal systems abuse isn’t a thing. Make it make sense.