31/05/2026
π± THE MONSTROUS RUMBLE INSTRUMENT (MRI) π±
So, along with my two knee replacements, my shoulder has been acting up. To confirm the issue, I had to have an MRI. I told myself, "Okay, I can do this. My feet go in first, and itβll only be up to my shoulders so my head stays out." π§ββοΈ
Little did I know. π€¦ββοΈ
We got there and as soon as I saw the machine, I was completely taken over by Delores (my internal panic queen). Not only did I have to go in headfirst, but the gap was even smaller than I imagined! Plus, I am not exactly petite, which made the whole thing feel like trying to fit a grand piano into a glovebox. πΉ
Me: "Breathe, you can do this." π¬οΈ
Delores: "No you can't! Youβre going to suffocate or panic and smash the whole machine trying to claw your way out!" π«
Okay... breathe in 1, 2... out 1, 2. In I go. There was no way I was opening my eyes to see how cramped it was. There was supposed to be music, but it was out of order. The sound of that machine? OMG. I felt like I was inside a heavy metal grinder in a factory. ποΈπ
Iβm trying to breathe, counting backwards by 7s in German, and visualizing success, but all I could really do was try to stop Delores from freaking out. I knew if I asked to get out, theyβd let me, but then Iβd just have to do it all over again.
So I breathed, I counted, and somehow I made it! π
The verdict? I need a shoulder replacement. But honestly, ainβt nobody got time for that! π
ββοΈ I have way too much kayaking to do, so that surgery is going right to the very bottom of my to-do list. πΆπ¦
And if someone has a strategy for getting through MRI's, I am all ears! π
Check out my story if you want to see how I practised beforehand!
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