05/31/2026
→ What happens 30 minutes after you eat.
(Food baby? Nap attack? Totally fine?)
→ Your p**p. Yes, we’re going there. 💩
→ Every tiny detail about your period. Length, flow, timing, clots, mood. (I want all the gossip.💁♀️)
→ Whether that afternoon coffee is a choice or a survival strategy. ☕️
→ What your spouse would say if I asked about your irritability. 🫣
→ The symptoms you’ve had for so long they’ve become part of your personality.
→ The symptoms you’ve decided are “just part of getting older”
Your body is constantly giving feedback. The question is: is it sending gentle hints or strongly worded emails?😅