06/08/2026
🚨 Official Message from Management 🚨
Betts, Northern Roots' unofficial welcoming committee, has reviewed everyone's self-care habits and she has some concerns.
According to her professional assessment:
✔ Naps are important. ✔ Stretching is important. ✔ Belly rubs for Betts and back neck and shoulders for the humans are important ✔ Booking your massage before you're held together by caffeine and good intentions is VERY important.
As you can see, Betts is currently demonstrating the proper recovery position after a long day of greeting clients, accepting compliments, and supervising the clinic from the floor.
Her recommendation?
🌿 Relax. 🌿 Reset. 🌿 Recharge. 🌿 Book the massage.
Direct billing available with most insurance providers and online booking available anytime.
(Please note: Betts receives payment exclusively in treats and compliments.)