08/11/2026
🚨 BREAKING: OUR SCHEDULE HAS SECRET OPENINGS
Okay, we need to talk ☕️ There’s a rumor going around that we’re booked solid until the next ice age. Not true! Openings sneak in all the time — we just don’t announce them on the evening news.
Here’s the tea: when a spot frees up, we text our waitlist first. And these people are FAST. Like, we’ve seen appointments get claimed faster than Chris Stapleton tickets. Blink and it’s gone. 👀
Moral of the story: get on the waitlist, and let us do the stalking (in a professional, appointment-related way obvs) for you. 📲 It costs nothing, if the appointment time doesn’t work - do nothing, if it does it’s like your own little self care lottery winnings ✨