Simply Massage

08/16/2026

We love a little soft light in the mornings!

08/08/2026

Meet the newest member of the family, Ernie!

Displaying an elephant with its trunk raised up is widely embraced as a symbol of good luck, prosperity, and positive energy for a business.

But elephants are also adopted as a symbol of Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia. Illnesses close to all of our hearts. “ Elephants never forget”

Watch for Ernie when you visit the clinic, he does tend to move around a bit. Exercise your brain and see if you can spy our little guy!

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08/05/2026

Welcome to our Patient Care Corner!
A new addition to the Simply Family.

This is where YOU can find masks to protect your health, referral cards to Healthcare Professionals we trust, books for moments of inspiration, mints (for morning coffee breath or garlic loaded lunches) and for those cold months, you will find blankets for warmth while you wait.

08/04/2026

Thank you, Ashley Park Wellness, St Thomas Reflexology, I love him and shall call him George!

08/03/2026

Embracing change opens the door for growth. And growth creates impact!

Excited to do what I love in a renewed space that challenges my growth.

07/18/2026

Albert: Renovations fascia-nate me. What shall I do next?

07/11/2026

US: What ya up to today Albert?
Albert: Just cutting.

US: What ya cutting?
Albert: Corners

US: Are they straight?
Albert: They mitre be and they mitre not be!
LOL

07/07/2026

Over the next few months you may see your RMT advertising an upcoming fee increase, this is to align with Industry Standards across District 6 and with the current cost of living increase.

These decisions never come easily for your RMTs. They are made with great consideration for patient care.

We thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

Industry standards can be viewed at

Registered Massage Therapists’ Association of Ontario

07/05/2026

US: Albert, can we “level” with you? All these Reno’s are making you look “trim”

Albert: Humerus, very humerus!

US: Heeheeheehee

07/05/2026

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you can’t wait for these Reno’s to be done!

Bahahaha!