09/10/2026
One day she won’t need me to blow on her eggs at 5:45am… and somehow that makes me sad AND relieved. 😂
Motherhood is so weird. Am I right?!
You spend half your day doing things that would be completely unhinged in any other relationship.
Smelling someone’s bum.
Checking what’s in their mouth.
Celebrating a p*e like they just won the lottery.
Carrying snacks everywhere because apparently leaving the house without them is too risky.
And sometimes I’m overstimulated, tired, touched out and thinking… can everyone just need me 20% less today? 😅
But then I remember that this version of her is temporary.
One day I won’t have to check if she pooped.
I won’t have to cool down every bite.
She won’t need me for all these tiny, ridiculous things that make up so much of my day right now.
And I’ll probably miss some of them.
Not all of them though.
I will happily retire from bum smelling. 😂
Anyway… toddler motherhood is a very strange little season.
Exhausting, hilarious, repetitive, beautiful and somehow going way too fast. 🤍
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