06/19/2026
"Oh, I don't need anything, kiddo." — Every Dad Ever. 🤦♂️
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We’ve all been there. You ask Dad what he wants for Father’s Day, and without fail, you get the classic answer: "Oh, I don’t need anything, kiddo."