Divine Quine

23/05/2026

The desecration of Deer Park Standing Steens and the Beech Tree, May 15.. (my own intuitive interpretation)

Three sacred standing steens and beech trees in Monymusk, near Bennachie. Said to have been marked and burned by a group of young boys. What upsets me most isnae the damage itself but the state of mind which lead these boys to these actions

What stands oot to me is the ph***ic shape spray painted on - what I perceive to be - the most masculine stone. I actually feel this is an unconscious crying oot for the grounded, sacred masculine.. though it may seem like an act of rebellion or a symbol of dominance

Setting the Beech Tree on fire too.. another connection to the masculine through the element of fire, but in an out of control destructive way rather than in a conscious stewardship way

Masculinity isnae toxic.. the absence of the divine masculine is fit causes harm. Healthy masculinity protects and guides

I hope these boys get the true support they likely need through a grounded male

The steens are okay, I visited them on May 16.. energetically they're cleansed and protected, now awaiting the best course of action to clean the paint withoot eroding the steens

The Beech Tree.. time will tell. The limb had been deed for some time but the fire lit underneath / inside has only caused further damage to this auld standing tree

May we all find oor ways of returning to respecting oor lands and the auld, sacred ways.. these three steens are mair than just steens.. they're different kinds o' granite which have been precisely placed to connect with with other standing steens, Mither Tap and will hae other divine alignments I'm yet to tap into. This was / is a place o' worship, o' ceremony..

May we welcome the divine, grounded and sacred masculine to offer us guidance, structure, protection, courage, stewardship and logic
🙏

(The water bottle, mini hip flask, pouch and dowsing rods were all part of my offerings and ceremony.. the smashed glass are some of the pieces I picked up from the site which were left behind. My dowsing rods lead me to a funky five leaf clover as I left)

18/05/2026

Muckle thanks to Gilcomstoun Primary School for haein' me back for a "cluich"! Ok technically I was "working", teaching Kids Yoga, but there's always some "cluich" in my sessions 😊

This is the only school in Aberdeen that teaches Gaelic and I respect that dearly. I sprinkled in the tiny wee bit o' Gaelic that I dee ken into my classes 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

7 back to back Yoga classes.. it was a busy, brilliant day!

There was one moment from the day that's stayed with me deeply.. A young boy became emotional at the end of the session and was being comforted by his friends. I gently checked in with him, wondering if the Yoga had brought something up emotionally for him

He told me it was the water chimes I used during relaxation. They reminded him of his Grandad’s windchimes, who had recently passed away

I told him it was absolutely ok to feel emotional and that maybe this was a special wee sign from his Grandad 💜 His teacher was incredibly caring and supportive too, sharing that Yoga often brings emotions up for herself

How beautiful that this boy felt safe to express his deeply felt emotions and was whole heartedly held and supported by those around him

Thanks again for welcoming me back to visit during Health Week, Gilcomstoun School 😊

If you feel your child’s class or club could benefit from some mindful movement and wellbeing sessions.. feel free to get in touch 🙏

14/05/2026

"Just because ye can.. disnae mean ye hiv tae" - Mither Tap telt me..

I was maybe 7 minutes away fae the tippy tap but as I neared her peak I was becoming aware of losing daylight. I still had another summit to visit and wanted to get back to my camp safely before dark. I listened to this message and got close enough withoot reaching the very peak

I shared my offerings with Bennachie (The Breast Mountain) on Beltane of Milk and Whisky. I visited Oxen Craig, Mither Tap and Craigshannoch. Walking barefoot, singing away to myself withoot bumping into a single soul

I came back doon the hill to my vehicle after my otherworldly walk and was looking forward to lighting my Beltane Fire. After hiking with my backpack, I did a dead hang fae my roof rack to decompress my spine, something I've done many times

I was hanging one moment, looking up to the trees.. and in the next moment I was coming back round to consciousness fae the groon

My first proper faint.. alone (in the physical), as it was getting dark at the bottom o' Bennachie

I had fallen diagonally fae where I was hanging and landed on a soft bed o' pine needles, completely uninjured. Had I fallen straight back fae where I was hanging, I would've landed on a big stone.. and this would be a different story I'd be telling

I truly believe the Bennachie God's, Goddesses and Jock o' Bennachie were looking oot for me

On a physical level I may have momentarily trapped my vagus nerve, or my blood may have suddenly dropped during the dead hang

On a spiritual level it seems Bennachie initiated me through a mini death and rebirth. A deep and sudden surrender to Bennachie. A spiritual / psychic shake up. A wee factory reset

I didnae hae my beltane fire... instead my parents offered to rescue me, another blessing

We hae some unfinished business it seems, Bennachie..

🔥

(If you faint - raise your legs from your lying down position to get the blood flowing back towards your brain. Get help if you can. Once you're more "with it" have a sip of water if you're able.)

11/05/2026

A Divine Doric Dowsing Elder, Allan Brownie

Though his physical body may be finished wi’ this planet, his spirit and the energy work he did for the land and the greater good o’ humanity is the legendary legacy he’s left behind

I only got to ken Allan a wee bit in the final couple years o’ his life and I’m honoured to have spent some time wi’ him. Learning dowsing fae him and having him clear the energy in oor hoose

Allan had such a pure heart, one that will forever beat through oor lands

And just aboot every child in Aberdeenshire has fun and fond memories o’ visiting BA Stores for the Christmas display

His service to this Earth willnae be forgotten. It’ll live on through his students and continue rippling oot through the lands

He recognised my "gifts" and I feel his spirit nudging me.. giving me momentum to step up and share mair wi' the land and the people

I asked Allan to send me a four leaf clover. After some dowsing and land energy clearing I found one. I even spotted it fae my car, it was so bright

Aberdeenshire has lost a Wise Elder and gained a Spirit Treasure

May we find oor ways back to the land, back to spirit and back to oorselves

🙏

04/05/2026

Aye Aye 👁 to those who read this post.
I've been offline pretty much since the start of the year and it's felt like a healing balm for my soul 🙏 (I highly recommend taking some kind of social media break)

The truth is.. I've been feeling a lot less Krystal/Kirsty and feeling a lot more Krusty recently. Lost, upset, irritable, frustrated, in pain.. It's been a challenging time.

I've been at war in my mind and heart. The start of this year has been a true test for me. Intense events one after the other snowballed.. Leaving me feeling hopeless and fragmented. At times it felt like my heart turned black and my spirit was crushed. I've visited some dark places.

I've needed support, which initially I found hard to ask for. I've coiled deeply within.. learning to dance with my demons rather than fight them. Feeling all the s**ttiest feels and enduring sleepless nights to feel my body and nervous system finally begin to resettle..

Taking a social media break was very necessary and part of me considered deleting my online existence and digital footprint.. but the other part of me knows there's purpose in being here. I believe I have useful insights and offerings I feel called to share with others and this break has helped me recalibrate how I intend to show up online.

Slowly slowly.. reemerging.. wanting to let myself blossom with the buds of spring but I feel a month or two behind ~ still a winter woman.. trying to be as gentle with myself in my busy little life..

If anyone oot there wants to dance/drum/sing/howl/cry with me to transmute some s**t... I'm only a message away 💜🌀

(Photo taken a few months ago… I’m better now than I was then but I wanted to show up authentically as a work in progress. Still a wee bit Krusty.. but less crust.. finding more sparkle these days.. ✨)

19/01/2026

Going offline... 🌳

After a pretty intense initiation into 2026, I decided to deactivate my social media accounts for some head and heart space. It's been around 12 days and I can see myself doing this for at least another month. I thought I'd pop back into this space just to make those who care aware. If you wanna stay in touch reach out. Otherwise, I'll see you on the other side. 💜

06/01/2026

Would you believe me if I told you I'm commiting a crime in this photo?

The crime in question? My smile.

Whistler, Canada, 2021. A time when mask mandates were in full force in BC.

I was a facial nudist throughout corona. I didn't conform to the governments rules once I saw what was really happening, a few weeks into the madness 👁 and I chose not to block my oxygen intake or life force flow - which I believe would lead to more disease.

I had someone yell at me whilst skiing doon the mountain "Put on a mask!!!" As if I'm gonna wip one oot my pocket mid slope just to sooth a strangers fears, who I passed by in a fleeting moment.

I had a rude shop keeper tell me not to return to his shop for being naked faced and another who refused to serve me with my full face on show, he aggressively yelled at me to get out. I was called a "granny killer" and other horrible names by the thought police in full force.

The mask mandates dropped... but what replaced them? Vaccines and vaccine passports.

There were restaurants, shops and classes which I no longer could go to.

I heard of some people getting fake vaccine passports but I had 0 interest in getting it to access businesses that were supporting the vaccine passport.

Think about it.. 🤔 The government forced, blackmailed and even bribed us with donuts 🤨 to take experimental medication and denied our entry to certain places if we didn't get it. Devestatingly many people died from recieving this vaccine they were pressured into getting and people still remain with vaccine injuries. The denial of vaccine injuries and deaths in the medical world has to this day left vulnerable people, who believed they did "the right thing" in states of sickness with a lack of answers and care.

It was never about a virus.. it was all about fear and playing on people's fears so the masses could be far easier controlled.

When showing your smile becomes a crime, don't hide it.. smile even fu***ng bigger.

😁💜

02/01/2026

Wyda ~ Nature of the Druids

I have come into the remembrance of an ancient, nearly extint, practise said to be from during the time of the Celts

Wyda found me as I was curiously searching for the "Scottish equivalent of Yoga". There's scarce information online about Wyda, however, when I first started researching I miraculously found a weekend Wyda retreat run by ✨️

I since have also connected with another Wyda teacher who ran an online course 🌀

The main reason Wyda is known by people today is because of a book written (in German) by Aljoscha A. Schwarz, Ronald P. Schweppe, and Wolfgang M. Pfau after they encountered an Irish man named Liam O'Donnell on a trip to the UK in the 1970's. They saw this Irish man practising "Yoga like" movements by a river and began to enquire.

After earning Liam's trust, Liam over time shared many of the exercises that had been passed down for countless generations within his very healthy bloodline. The practise is said never to have been written down, instead it was passed on orally only to trusted beings. When the witch trials were ongoing, the practise became even more secretive.

But the practise still lives ~ for those who choose to connect with it and have faith in it 🙏

I can understand completely why people would be skeptical of a practise which is only known about because of a book written in the 1980's. For me, however, the information within the book is invaluable. I believe in the power of Wyda and also believe ancients were practising Wyda on our land

All Wyda practise is to be done in nature. It's all about using the forces of nature and the divine to intentionally connect with, harmonise and strengthen our 3 energy centres - our vital field (body), emotional field (heart) and mental field (mind). We use a mudra called "Druids Fists" to channel the energy intentionally. Specific elements, plants, trees and stones are used for different healing purposes within the 3 energy fields.

I'm curious if anyone out there has heard of Wyda? Or, if anyone is curious to learn more about this nature based practise? ✨️

27/12/2025

Christ Conscious Energy feels to me the energy of love, joy, truth, acceptance, forgiveness, purity, wisdom, protection, curiosity and open heartedness

Mass ~ for people to come tigither and gaither

For me this time of year is more aboot celebrating the return of the Sun on Dec 21st rather than the alleged birth day of God's Son on Dec 25. That said I appreciate that in the name of Christ we do gaither and celebrate during this dark time of year, with the promise of the return of the light

Though I'm not religious I see how auld Pagan traditions have rippled from the Solstice celebrations to Christ-mass. People decorating trees, lighting candles, gaithering for a feast and sharing offerings

For years I've felt "ba humbug" aboot christmas. The over consumerism, greed, financial pressures, my own rejection of Christ.. As someone who for years has felt bitter towards Christmas, I now feel myself embracing the energy of Christ/of Light and enjoying gaitherin' and joining in festivities during these dark months

The Spirit of Christ has been more and more present with me these days and I feel a blossoming of my heart and deep protection of my soul through this energy. I do wonder about what kinda world we'd live in if ~ religion aside ~ we could connect with the energy of Christ, of Love, in oor hearts more.. wether we be alone or gaithered tigither

I feel many people returning to the energy of Christ at this time..

May the Spirit of Christ show us the way with Crystal Clarity

🙏✝️🦄💜

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