Rhonda Armstrong Therapies

Rhonda Armstrong Therapies Massage and facial therapies for tired bodies and busy minds.

Skilled hands, deep relaxation, and treatments designed to help you unwind, reset, and feel at home in your body again.

Fully booked today  - thank you so much to everyone who booked and kept me busy from morning right through till later th...
16/08/2026

Fully booked today - thank you so much to everyone who booked and kept me busy from morning right through till later this evening.

My next available appointments are:

๐Ÿ“… ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿต๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜
โœจ 9.30am
โœจ 12.30pm
โœจ 3.30pm
โœจ 5pm

Treatments from ยฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ.

If you fancy a little midweek reset, you can ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ now using the Learn More button at the top of the page.

UPDATE - all availabilities tomorrow have now been filled - thank you.  Next available appointments are on Wed 19th, ple...
15/08/2026

UPDATE - all availabilities tomorrow have now been filled - thank you. Next available appointments are on Wed 19th, please check online booking for most up to date times.

Massage appointments available tomorrow ๐Ÿ’œ

Iโ€™ve still got a few spaces available for ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜:

โœจ 9am
โœจ 4pm
โœจ 5.30pm

Treatments from ยฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ - perfect if you fancy ending the weekend feeling a little more relaxed and a lot less knotted ๐Ÿ˜Œ

๐Ÿ“ Based within Green Tree Holistic Hub, Alexandria

๐Ÿ“ฒ ๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ now via the Learn More button at the top of the page.

A few weeks ago I shared some of my adventures hunting down the ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜€ which have been dotted around Glasgow...
14/08/2026

A few weeks ago I shared some of my adventures hunting down the ๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ฆ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ผ๐—ด๐˜€ which have been dotted around Glasgow this summer, raising awareness and funds for ๐— ๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ด๐—ถ๐—ฒโ€™๐˜€ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฐ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐˜. ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’›

The Scottie Dog Trail comes to an end this weekend - although thereโ€™ll be one last chance to see all the dogs together at the end of the month before theyโ€™re auctioned off.

But did you know there are ๐—ผ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—”๐—ฟ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ช๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐˜€ around Scotland too? ๐Ÿ‘€

Last weekend while over in Fife I did the ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—บ๐˜†๐˜€๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—–๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น, with giant cats dotted around the Kirkcaldy area, each decorated by different artists and helping to promote local art. Theyโ€™ll be out until ๐Ÿฒ๐˜๐—ต ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

I meanโ€ฆ ๐—š๐—œ๐—”๐—ก๐—ง ๐—–๐—”๐—ง๐—ฆ. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคฃ
Obviously I had to go looking for them!

And thereโ€™s still one more trail I havenโ€™t managed to startโ€ฆ ๐˜†๐—ฒ๐˜! ๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿป ๐—•๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟโ€™๐˜€ ๐—•๐—ถ๐—ด ๐—”๐—ฑ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜‚๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น has ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฎ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐˜‚๐—ฏ๐˜€ scattered around Perth & Kinross in support of ๐—ง๐—ฎ๐˜†๐˜€๐—ถ๐—ฑ๐—ฒ ๐—ฌ๐— ๐—–๐—”, and theyโ€™ll be out until ๐Ÿฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฆ๐—ฒ๐—ฝ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ.

So it seems Iโ€™ve developing a new hobby: driving around Scotland looking for enormous painted animals. ๐Ÿคฃ

Anyone else been hunting Scotties, cats or bears? Or know of another trail I should add to the list? ๐Ÿ‘€

Not really sure if this is a post about the โ€˜joysโ€™ of menopause, firewalking or self-sabotageโ€ฆ all of the above, I think...
13/08/2026

Not really sure if this is a post about the โ€˜joysโ€™ of menopause, firewalking or self-sabotageโ€ฆ all of the above, I think. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ฅ

At the weekend I put on my Firewalking Instructor hat and had the privilege of being fire tender for a wonderful group of people taking part in a firewalk.

No matter how many times Iโ€™m involved in one, Iโ€™m still in awe of people every single time โ€” their reasons for doing it, the nerves beforehand, and the sheer power of taking those steps across the coals. ๐Ÿ”ฅ

Howeverโ€ฆ

While standing beside this HUGE roaring fire, I suddenly had the slightly ridiculous realisation that just a few hours earlier Iโ€™d been in an apothecary spending a small fortune on tinctures and herbal teas in the hope of easing my menopause hot flushes. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ

Apparently my approach to managing overheating isโ€ฆ stand beside an enormous fire.

Makes perfect sense. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ

On a slightly more useful note, there are essential oils which may help support some of the symptoms associated with menopause. If thatโ€™s something youโ€™re struggling with, you can book an Aromatherapy Massage and we can create a bespoke blend especially for you. ๐Ÿ’œ

And if, on the other hand, this post has made you think:

๐Ÿ”ฅ Forget the massage - I want to walk across the hot coalsโ€ฆ

The next firewalk at the magical Tir na nOg Holistic Centre is Saturday 26th September, which you can book via their website.

If you have questions about either just drop me a message.

Tir na nOg Holistic Centre

๐ŸŒ™ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜?If youโ€™re one of those people whose body is exhausted but whose brain apparently decid...
12/08/2026

๐ŸŒ™ ๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜‚๐—ด๐—ด๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐˜„๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฐ๐—ต ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ ๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜?

If youโ€™re one of those people whose body is exhausted but whose brain apparently decides bedtime is the perfect opportunity to think about EVERYTHINGโ€ฆ ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

A late evening massage might be just what you need.

No rushing back to work.
No jobs to get done afterwards.
Just an hour to properly slow down, relax and unwind โ€” then home, PJs and bed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’œ

I have a few ๐—น๐—ฎ๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฎ๐—ฝ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐—ถ๐—ป๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ available this week:

๐ŸŒ™ ๐—ง๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜ - ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด | ๐Ÿณ.๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฝ๐—บ
๐ŸŒ™ ๐—™๐—ฟ๐—ถ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฐ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด | ๐Ÿด๐—ฝ๐—บ
๐ŸŒ™ ๐—ฆ๐˜‚๐—ป ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฒ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด | ๐Ÿด.๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฌ๐—ฝ๐—บ

Treatments from ยฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ,
Also available my ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฒ๐˜ & ๐—ฅ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ด๐—ฒ ๐˜€๐—ฝ๐—ฒ๐—ฐ๐—ถ๐—ฎ๐—น ๐—ผ๐—ณ๐—ณ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€.

๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ now by clicking the Learn More button at the top of my profile page. ๐Ÿ’œ

Fancy a little midweek reset? ๐Ÿ’œIโ€™ve still got a few massage appointments available ๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„, ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ - the...
11/08/2026

Fancy a little midweek reset? ๐Ÿ’œ

Iโ€™ve still got a few massage appointments available ๐˜๐—ผ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„, ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ - the perfect excuse to switch off for a while and recharge.

โœจ Treatments from ยฃ37
โœจ August Reset & Recharge special offers available

๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ now by clicking the Learn More button at the top of the page ๐Ÿ’œ

๐ŸŽ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ!If youโ€™re a teacher or work in a school or nursery, grab one last chance to chill before...
10/08/2026

๐ŸŽ ๐—•๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—บ๐—ผ๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ!

If youโ€™re a teacher or work in a school or nursery, grab one last chance to chill before the alarms are set and the back-to-school madness begins ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

๐ŸŽ ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜† - ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฌ% ๐—ง๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐——๐—ถ๐˜€๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ณ๐˜‚๐—น๐—น-๐—ฝ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜! ๐Ÿ’œ

๐Ÿ“… ๐—ฉ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฑ ๐—ณ๐—ผ๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ช๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿฎ๐˜๐—ต ๐—”๐˜‚๐—ด ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐˜†
๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™€๏ธ 10% off any full-price treatment
๐ŸŽ Teachers, school & nursery staff

Appointments are available throughout the day and evening.

๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ ๐—ป๐—ผ๐˜„ by clicking the Learn More button at the top of my page.

10% ๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘๐‘™๐‘–๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘Ž๐‘ก ๐‘ฆ๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘๐‘๐‘œ๐‘–๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก. ๐‘‰๐‘Ž๐‘™๐‘–๐‘‘ ๐‘œ๐‘› ๐‘“๐‘ข๐‘™๐‘™-๐‘๐‘Ÿ๐‘–๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘ก๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘š๐‘’๐‘›๐‘ก๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘™๐‘ฆ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘‘ ๐‘๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘›๐‘œ๐‘ก ๐‘๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘๐‘–๐‘›๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐‘ค๐‘–๐‘กโ„Ž ๐ด๐‘ข๐‘”๐‘ข๐‘ ๐‘ก ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘ ๐‘’๐‘ก & ๐‘…๐‘’๐‘โ„Ž๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘”๐‘’ ๐‘œ๐‘“๐‘“๐‘’๐‘Ÿ๐‘  ๐‘œ๐‘Ÿ ๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ฆ ๐‘œ๐‘กโ„Ž๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘ ๐‘๐‘œ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘ก.

๐Ÿ Wellโ€ฆ goat yoga happened! ๐ŸคฃNot sure how much actual yoga got done, but a lot of fun and laughs - and I can confirm tha...
10/08/2026

๐Ÿ Wellโ€ฆ goat yoga happened! ๐Ÿคฃ

Not sure how much actual yoga got done, but a lot of fun and laughs - and I can confirm that I must have made a pretty good climbing frame as he stayed on my back for what felt like ages ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ

Most definitely worth the early wake up and drive to Fife!!!

Please check out the.buffalofarm if you find yourself through on the east coast - the place is fab, the staff are great, the food is yummy, the animals are awesome (I even got to see a 3 day old highland cow calf!)

The goat are so much fun - but if Iโ€™m honest the pigs will still forever hold my heart ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿท

Good morning from sunny Fife!!!!Just about to start todayโ€™s madness- and yes even after 90min drive I still feel half as...
10/08/2026

Good morning from sunny Fife!!!!

Just about to start todayโ€™s madness- and yes even after 90min drive I still feel half asleep lol!!
I can definitely say that Iโ€™m not cut out for early morning 5.15am wake up alarms โ€ฆ. unless they involve airports and me getting on a plane ๐Ÿคฃ

Anyway off to meet the group leader and todayโ€™s hairy beasts!!

Goat yoga here I come !!!!!

the.buffalofarm

๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—–๐—›๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ ๐Ÿ’œOne last bit of weekend before Monday arrivesโ€ฆ๐Ÿฑ๐—ฝ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜Switch off, relax and finish your...
09/08/2026

๐—ฆ๐—จ๐—ก๐——๐—”๐—ฌ ๐—ก๐—œ๐—š๐—›๐—ง ๐—–๐—›๐—œ๐—Ÿ๐—Ÿ
๐Ÿ’œ
One last bit of weekend before Monday arrivesโ€ฆ

๐Ÿฑ๐—ฝ๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐˜ƒ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—น๐—ฒ ๐˜๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜

Switch off, relax and finish your weekend feeling a little more human.

๐—ง๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐˜€ ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ยฃ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿณ

๐—•๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—ธ ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—น๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ฒ now by clicking the Learn More button at top of our profile page





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