27/08/2026
I GET PAID TO STOP PEOPLE WORKING.
Then I teach their bosses how to encourage it. š
Sounds like a terrible business model, doesnāt it?
Earlier this week, Jon Cox challenged us to describe what we do in a way that makes it sound slightly shady or illegal.
So hereās mine:
I interrupt people while theyāre working.
I encourage them to leave their desks.
I get them marching while the kettle boils.
Squatting while they brush their teeth.
Doing push-ups against the kitchen worktop.
And sometimes I persuade entire organisations that their employees should spend MORE time moving and LESS time sitting at their desks.
Basically, Iām paid to disrupt productivity - to improve productivity.
Because sitting glued to a screen for hours isnāt a badge of commitment.
Our brains and bodies need regular resets.
And that doesnāt mean disappearing to the gym for an hour.
It can be 60 seconds.
Stand up.
Move.
Reset.
Get back to it.
Thatās the whole idea behind my Movement Snacks.
Small enough to fit into the working day.
Simple enough that people actually do them.
Effective enough to make a difference when they become part of the culture.
So yes...
I get paid to stop people working.
Just long enough to help them work better. š
Thanks Jon for the inspiration!
Now your turn.
Describe what YOU do for a living and make it sound slightly shady or illegal.