15/10/2026
Anybody else like this or just me hahaha
😂 IF YOU’VE EVER HAD A DEEP TISSUE MASSAGE… YOU KNOW. 😂
You go in thinking you’re just having a nice, relaxing massage… 💆♀️
10 minutes later, you’re gripping the bed, questioning every life decision you’ve ever made, negotiating with muscles you didn’t even know existed and wondering if you’ve accidentally signed up for a full-body exorcism. 💀🤣
The therapist says, “Just breathe… let me know if it’s too much.”
TOO MUCH?! BABE, I’M MEETING MY ANCESTORS. 👻😂
And then comes the infamous…
“Ooooh, that’s a tight one!”
NO SH*T, SHERLOCK. THAT’S WHY I’M HERE. 😭🤣
But the funny thing is… you walk out feeling like a new person, promising you’ll stretch more, drink more water and stop sitting like a folded-up deckchair.
Until next week, when you’re back doing exactly the same thing. 👀😂
Be honest… are you a silent sufferer, a dramatic groaner, or a full-on “JESUS CHRIST!” screamer? 😂👇