11/07/2026
Did you know that moving from one part of the country sitting at a comfy 17Β° on the thermometer to another at a Miltonesque 34Β° ACTUALLY causes your brain cells to explode due to electrolytic depletion and synaptic strain?
[Source: my imagination]
I found myself in a Waterstones in Londinium this week, unable to work out the alphabet. Familiar with the letter 'K', yes, but I was quite unable to remember where it sat amongst its kin.
For the heat had done my brain in, and in more ways than this...
I'd arrived armed with my usual mood board of books:
π So Late in the Day, Claire Keegan. Brief and exquisite gorgeosity, five stars. Begun and ended on the train.
π The New Dress, Virginia Woolf. Short stories, mixed bag, beautiful and self-indulgent in equal measure, perfect dipper book.
π Think Least of Death, Spinoza on How to Live and Die, Steven Nadler. The thought farts of a 17th-century Jewish excommunicant. Surprisingly Buddhist-y (well done, excellent) but badly let down by his being a massive misogynistic w****r. (God, can't these Great Thinking Men EVER be original?!)
But so marinaded in my own briny juices was I, that I couldn't pull my attention together to read nary a word of em.
Light, I thought, something light.
Hence me blanking out in Waterstones scanning the shelves for Stephen King.
Judge away, go on. I am peace with this decision.
Salem's Lot, to be precise, a book that I've read many times over so I figured minimal cognitive processing required, right?
But the bloody alphabet got the better of me and, thermostatically overwhelmed, I went to leave.
Luckily, there are authors out there who don't p**s about trying to get the attention of a brain on its knees.
Which is why, Gentle Reader, I left with Shy Trans Banshee by Tony Santorella.
And, let me tell you, it's an absolute scorcher. π₯π