25/06/2026
Imagine the stories you could tell Netflix about being an independent optician…
One minute you’re singing Baby Shark to a 4-year-old so they’ll sit still for an eye test.
The next you’re reassuring a nervous patient that no, we’re not going to “poke them in the eye.”
Then there’s the patient who confidently says:
👀 “My vision is absolutely fine.”
…and proceeds to read the eye chart like it’s written in ancient hieroglyphics.
And let’s not forget the people who pop in for a “quick adjustment” and leave 45 minutes later after telling us their entire life story.
👓😂
Being an optician isn’t just about glasses.
It’s part healthcare professional, part counsellor, part detective, part entertainer, and occasionally part magician.
New Vision Opticians
👁️ More Than Eye Care