Slimming World in Denmead and Horndean with Sam

Slimming World in Denmead and Horndean with Sam Slimming World groups every Monday in Denmead, and Tuesdays in Horndean

With all the love for my incredible cucumber and aubergine-growing skills this year, let’s take a moment to mourn this y...
20/08/2026

With all the love for my incredible cucumber and aubergine-growing skills this year, let’s take a moment to mourn this year’s fallen soldiers. 🪖🫡

🍓 The strawberry plant — which became a luxury slug camp.

🌳 The fig trees — taken down by a skeletoniser moth infestation.

🌶️ And the peppers — which never quite grew into their full potential.

Lost, but not forgotten. 🫡🎖️

They gave their lives so I could learn absolutely nothing and probably do it all again next year. 😂

Does anyone else ever go into their photos, type “food” and scroll back through to see what they were cooking this time ...
19/08/2026

Does anyone else ever go into their photos, type “food” and scroll back through to see what they were cooking this time in previous years? 😂

No? Just me? 👀

Go on… I dare you. 😏

And while you’re at it, pop some of your old foodie pics in the comments, I’d love to see them! 📸🍽️

19/08/2026

Listening to the rain like… 🌧️🌿

The plants are absolutely LOVING this. Free watering, no effort required. 😂

Meanwhile I’m wondering whether I can count sitting out under the awning listening to it as a form of self-care… and whether there’s a SWIP value for soggy weather. 🤔😂

I can’t even tell you how magical these fishcakes are! 🤤🧙🐟Everyone needs at least one meal that takes hardly any effort!...
18/08/2026

I can’t even tell you how magical these fishcakes are! 🤤🧙🐟

Everyone needs at least one meal that takes hardly any effort!

15 minutes in the air fryer… and under 4 minutes to dish up. 🙌

Honestly, cutting the tomatoes was the most time consuming bit! 🔪🍅😂

On the plate before you can even decide what takeaway you fancy! 😂🙌

Lunch on the go today! ☀️🥪Because sometimes you need a quick option to survive the summer holidays and still lose weight...
17/08/2026

Lunch on the go today! ☀️🥪

Because sometimes you need a quick option to survive the summer holidays and still lose weight! 🙌

Luckily, I’ve got a fridge full of little bits I’ve batch prepped along the way… 😏😁

Made cauliflower cheese soup today, all ready for Tuesday’s lunch… 😋🥣Except… I’ve just realised I forgot ONE ingredient....
16/08/2026

Made cauliflower cheese soup today, all ready for Tuesday’s lunch… 😋🥣

Except… I’ve just realised I forgot ONE ingredient. 🤦‍♀️

And of course, it’s Sunday!! 😱 So there’s absolutely no chance of me dashing to the supermarket to fix my mistake.

Go on then … guess what ingredient I forgot! 😂👇

Can you eat classy and still lose weight? 🤔Abso — LaDiDa — lutely! 😏🐩💅Yep, I’m really just a dead posh chick in disguise...
16/08/2026

Can you eat classy and still lose weight? 🤔

Abso — LaDiDa — lutely! 😏🐩💅

Yep, I’m really just a dead posh chick in disguise… 🥸

Because who says weight loss can’t come with a little bit of LaDiDa? 💁‍♀️✨

13/08/2026

Bish Bash Batch!!

1 SWIP each???? Why thank you, I'll have 2.... 😛
05/08/2026

1 SWIP each????
Why thank you, I'll have 2.... 😛

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