02/06/2026
Real Story - A random woman in a petrol station sneezes and does the squeeze.
You know the one. Legs together, breath held, hoping for the best.
And I, a complete stranger, looked her dead in the eye and said: “you know you don’t have to wet yourself when you sneeze, right?”
She laughed. I meant it.
Because somewhere along the way we’ve all just… accepted it.
Like it’s an unavoidable part of being a woman over 30 with or without children -It’s not.
It’s common — but it’s not normal, and it’s absolutely fixable.
Trampolines. Sneezing. Jumping jacks. Skipping. Laughing too hard at something your mate says. You should be able to do all of it without a second thought.
If this is you, come and talk to me.