18/05/2026
Hi, I’m Emma. I’m a wedding and funeral celebrant based in Manchester. I create story-led ceremonies for people who refuse to be ordinary.
Here are ten very serious, very important facts to help you get to know me 😉
1. I grew up outside, trying to befriend animals and ‘bagging Munros’ in Scotland with my family. Now, I find my spirituality in the natural world. It's where Fern and Fable came from.
2. Sports have always been my thing, from a brief stint as a ski instructor, to years playing hockey as a goalkeeper. Short girl. Big energy.
3. Now, I spend a lot of my time being painfully average at CrossFit and getting overtaken by buggy-pushing parents at Parkrun. I’ve made my peace with it.
4. I read voraciously. It’s either smutty fantasy or gripping psychological thriller. There is no in between.
5. I grew up on metal, emo, and punk rock. Also, inexplicably, Sheryl Crow.
6. I have six tattoos. All animals. This feels on brand.
7. I live with Gretchen, a cat who is rude, and Frankie, a house rabbit who is also rude – even to me, her biological mother.
8. I play Dungeons and Dragons. My current character is Reginald Cuckholder, a Tabaxi Ranger whose voice is Bear Grylls but ten times posher and considerably louder.
9. I am a passionate advocate for the Oxford Comma.
10. I love dressing to a theme and will absolutely do this for your ceremony on request.
If you’ve made it this far and you like the sound of me (you weirdo), I think we’re going to get on very well.
If you’d like to find out more, visit my website or send me a message.
All folks welcome, always 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️