Horus Hypnotherapy

08/08/2026

Mindfulness, we all need it. Sometimes you just need to stop and actually smell the coffee, breath and feel the air, see the trees and hear the birds 🙂

Need any help? Full, free and complete hypnotherapy session goes live on the YouTube channel at 7.30pm tonight 🙂 () . Please give it a try, like, comment and subscribe as there'll be more coming soon!

02/08/2026

If you suffer from anxiety or know someone that does, give this a listen, full length vid/audio free.

Suffer from anxiety? Does it plague you or nag away in the backgrou...

01/08/2026

This week's book club recommended read is Mindfulness by Mark Williams & Danny Penman. If you're looking for inner peace, and outer peace, then this 8 week mindfulness programme is a cracker! It's dead easy to read and comes complete with an audio CD with all the meditation guide tracks on. Each week you're tasked to do something, for example breaking an automatic habit, stopping and smelling the coffee and just good old fashioned relaxing and meditating 🙂

Scrat wasn't with me today as I stepped out of the drawing room to get some fresh air in the gardens, but he's read it, and between us we give it a very worthy 5☆ 🙂

24/07/2026

Any excuse for a plug 😁

For quality, affordable hypnosis and hypnotherapy, let us put you back on your feet 😁

22/07/2026

In the changing rooms at the gym today, a guy walked in, well in his 50's. He saw a mate about the same age and said "Yes bruv! What u sayin'?" Now I'm hip and trendy (steady 🤣) but should there be an upper age limit on that kind of shizzle? Can we just leave that to the kids? Maybe like 30 tops? Nuff said. Out.

18/07/2026

Today we went to play with some Tibetan monks at Kedleston Hall near Derby 🙂 Oh and Karen bought herself a little holiday cottage 🙂

The monks come over to see the relics on display in the hall, stolen by the ancestors of the hall, from their ancestors in Tibet 🤔 What a wonderful world. They also came over to pray and blow their horns, was all very nice.

Make love not war people

13/07/2026

Book club Monday with me and Scrat the tw*t cat.

If you need a good read then The Let Them Theory by Mel Robbins comes highly recommended. We all get too invested in what others are doing or saying, we give them too much power. Add a splash of f*ck it and just let them! 🙂 Really well written with dashes of humour it's an easy and very helpful book.

Me and Scrat give it 5* 🙂

09/07/2026

25/06/2026

"Climate change"... I'll be glad when it's winter again when everyone gets too wrapped up in (see what I did there) the mass consumerism money grabbing super f*ck wealth transfer that is, well, you know.

I mean, "climate change" 😒 If the governments just took a break from bombing people that'd be a start but they won't... so it can't be that bad right? I mean if the planet is dying then have a day off from dropping a few. My little MG emits less emissions in 17 years (not a typo) than one, yes ONE B52 on one, yes ONE take off alone. So who's the problem? Why are we little people being cited as the solution?

Now some smarty pants is going to mention the number of cars in private ownership etc, so that's the easy fix right? Get us all into electric pool cars and job done! Well, firstly I've never bombed anyone in my little MG (yet 🙂). Secondly the world's military mights emit 360m tonnes of co2 per week, the world's car ownership emits 67m tonnes... oh 😲

So the solution to "climate change" (it's always changing, always has) is obvious, Dan says make love, not war! Live and let live! Stop fighting as let's be honest, none of us "ordinaries" have any beef with anyone, let alone some nation half way round the world... So enjoy the sun, it'll be cloudy and cold again soon! Pick on those pressing the destruction buttons from their private yachts, multiple jets and nuclear bunkers and leave me and my little MG alone 😁 I've got 34 years of driving just to catch up with the two B52's that flew over just this morning just to flex some muscle and show that Putin we're not scared 👊

30/05/2026

If you suffer from hay-fever, these cold eye packs from Primark are lush 😁 Lovely cooling on the eyes and in manly blue!! Must remember to take it off before I go out next time...

🤣