Calorie Comedy Club Ltd

Calorie Comedy Club Ltd We help members lose weight and feel great! Leave our club feeling motivated with a smile on your fa

Our clubs will be closed Tuesday / Wednesday this week. Claire will be there on Thursday morning 🌅 Thanks for your under...
18/08/2026

Our clubs will be closed Tuesday / Wednesday this week. Claire will be there on Thursday morning 🌅 Thanks for your understanding and I’ll see you next week, Jonny 💚

Absolutely buzzing! 🎉3.5lbs down this week, taking my total weight loss to 92.5lbs! 💚Just 7.5lbs to go until I hit 100lb...
06/08/2026

Absolutely buzzing! 🎉

3.5lbs down this week, taking my total weight loss to 92.5lbs! 💚

Just 7.5lbs to go until I hit 100lbs lost… with Paris only 4 weeks away! Fingers crossed 🤞🏼 🇫🇷✨

Thank you so much to all my friends, family and Calorie Comedy Club members for your continued support, encouragement and belief in me. I genuinely can’t do this without you. 💚

Fancy joining? Give us a message 😀

A huge well done to Joanne and Beth on reaching your first HALF STONE! 🌟What an amazing milestone! 🎉 Every pound lost is...
27/07/2026

A huge well done to Joanne and Beth on reaching your first HALF STONE! 🌟

What an amazing milestone! 🎉 Every pound lost is a step towards a healthier, happier you, and we’re so proud of both of you.

Port Glasgow has been absolutely storming it over the past few weeks, with so many fantastic results and personal victories. It’s honestly been hard to keep up with sharing them all because it’s been such a crazy few weeks… but trust us, there’s so much to celebrate! 🙌 💚

If you’ve been thinking about joining but keep saying “I’ll start next week”… this is your sign. ✨ There is never a perfect time, but there is the perfect club waiting to cheer you on every step of the way.

Whether you want to lose a few pounds or completely change your lifestyle, you’ll be welcomed with no judgement, plenty of laughs, and a community that genuinely wants you to succeed. 💚

📍 Port Glasgow – Every Tuesday at 6:00pm

💬 Drop us a message to find out more or come along this week. Your future self will thank you

👇 Help us celebrate Joanne and Beth by leaving them a huge congratulations in the comments! 🎉👏

A huge congratulations to Roselyn from our Port Glasgow club! 💚🎉Roselyn has smashed an incredible milestone, losing 2 st...
28/06/2026

A huge congratulations to Roselyn from our Port Glasgow club! 💚🎉

Roselyn has smashed an incredible milestone, losing 2 stone! 👏🥳

Roselyn’s success is proof that with the right support, small changes really do lead to life-changing results.

If you’ve been thinking about losing weight but aren’t sure where to start, why not come along and see what we’re all about? We’d love to welcome you to our friendly Port Glasgow group.

📍 Port Glasgow
🗓 Tuesdays | 🕕 6:00pm
📍 Tesco Café

📩 Message us today to book your place or find out more.

💚 Please join us in congratulating Roselyn in the comments, and don’t forget to like, share and tag someone who could use a little inspiration today!

At Calorie Comedy Club, I believe that everybody deserves to feel welcome, accepted and supported exactly as they are.Pr...
01/06/2026

At Calorie Comedy Club, I believe that everybody deserves to feel welcome, accepted and supported exactly as they are.

Pride is a celebration of love, authenticity, courage and community. It’s a reminder that none of you should have to change who you are to belong.

Weight loss journeys can sometimes be difficult enough without worrying about judgement, fitting in or feeling like you have to be someone you’re not. That’s why I’ve always worked hard to create a community where people can show up as themselves, whether that’s at their first weigh-in, their hundredth, or simply on a week where life feels a little bit overwhelming.

As a proud gay person, I know the importance of finding spaces where you feel safe, accepted and valued. The truth is, that’s what Calorie Comedy Club has always been about. Not just losing weight, but building confidence, friendships and a sense of belonging.

This month, we’re celebrating our LGBTQ+ members, friends, families and allies. We’re celebrating diversity, kindness and the simple fact that everybody deserves to feel comfortable in their own skin.

Whether you’re here to lose weight, improve your health, find support, or simply have a laugh with like-minded people, you’ll always have a place at our table.

❤️ Your journey.
🧡 Your pace.
💛 Your life.
💚 Your community.
💙 Your Pride.
💜 Your Club.

Happy Pride Month from me (Jonny) and all of us at Calorie Comedy Club.

🎉 MEMBER SPOTLIGHT – SHARON’S AMAZING 50LB LOSS! 🎉There are milestones… and then there are milestones that completely ch...
31/05/2026

🎉 MEMBER SPOTLIGHT – SHARON’S AMAZING 50LB LOSS! 🎉

There are milestones… and then there are milestones that completely change how you feel about yourself.

This week we’re celebrating the incredible Sharon, who has officially lost 50lbs with Calorie Comedy Club! 💚🎉

50lbs isn’t just a number on the scales.

It’s the days she showed up when motivation was nowhere to be found.
It’s the meals she tracked when nobody was watching.
It’s the choices she made that added up over weeks and months.
It’s the confidence she’s built, the habits she’s changed and the belief she’s found in herself.

What makes Sharon’s achievement even more special is that she hasn’t done it through perfection. She’s done it through consistency. Life still happened. There were celebrations, holidays, busy weeks and challenges along the way. But she kept coming back and focusing on progress, not perfection.

At Calorie Comedy Club, we don’t believe you need to be perfect to succeed. We believe you need support, accountability and a community that genuinely wants to see you win.

If you’ve been thinking about joining but keep telling yourself you’ll start “next Monday” or “when life settles down”, let Sharon be your reminder that the best time to start is now.

Imagine where you could be 6 months from today.

💚 Weekly support
💚 Private weigh-ins
💚 Friendly community
💚 No judgement
💚 Real people getting real results

Please join us in giving Sharon a massive congratulations on an incredible 50lb weight loss! 👏👏👏

Ready to start your own story?
Visit www.caloriecomedyclub.com and come and see what we’re all about.

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🎉👏 GIVE A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JULIE! 👏🎉This week, Julie has officially smashed through the incredible milestone o...
30/05/2026

🎉👏 GIVE A HUGE ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR JULIE! 👏🎉

This week, Julie has officially smashed through the incredible milestone of 2 STONE LOST! 💚🙌

What makes this achievement even more special is that it hasn’t come from perfection, fads, or giving up everything she enjoys. It’s come from consistency, showing up, making better choices more often than not, and trusting the process.

Losing 2 stone isn’t just about the number on the scales. It’s about improved confidence, improved health, feeling more comfortable in your own skin, and proving to yourself that you can achieve things you once thought were impossible.

Julie, we’re all so proud of you and the effort you’ve put in. You are an inspiration to everyone in our community. 🌟

If you’ve been thinking about joining Calorie Comedy Club, take this as your sign. You don’t need to be perfect. You don’t need to have loads of willpower. You just need to start.

Whether your goal is to lose a few pounds, maintain your weight, improve your health, be part of a supportive community or simply feel better about yourself, we’d love to support you.

📍 Port Glasgow Tesco Café – Tuesday 6pm
📍 Greenock Tesco Café – Wednesday 6.30pm
📍 Ravenscraig Activity Centre – Thursday 9.30am

💚 Your journey. Your pace. Your life.

Drop Julie a 💚 in the comments and help us celebrate this amazing milestone!

Over the past few months I’ve been making a real effort to prioritise my health again and I’m genuinely starting to noti...
16/05/2026

Over the past few months I’ve been making a real effort to prioritise my health again and I’m genuinely starting to notice the difference, not just in my weight, but in how I feel day to day. 💚

The biggest changes for me haven’t actually been dramatic or extreme. It’s been the small consistent things:
✨ Tracking my calories more honestly
✨ Moving more and walking more
✨ Drinking more water
✨ Creating better routines
✨ Taking a bit more pride in myself again

I’ve also been really consistent with my new skincare and self care routine using Tropic Skincare and I honestly feel like my skin looks brighter, healthier and much less tired than it did before.

So far I’ve lost 65.5lbs in total and although I’m still very much on my journey, the side by side photos are a reminder to myself that small changes really do add up over time.

I’ve also spoken openly recently about using my GLP1 medication as one of the tools supporting my journey alongside calorie counting, healthier habits and accountability through Calorie Comedy Club. I know it’s a topic people have lots of opinions on, but for me personally it’s helped quieten the noise enough to focus on building a healthier lifestyle I can actually sustain long term.

And I think that’s important, because there’s no “one size fits all” approach to health and weight loss anymore.

✨Some of our members calorie count.
✨Some focus on movement.
✨Some are using GLP1 medications.
✨Some just want accountability and support.
✨Some do it all
✨Some just like a cuppa and be part of a supportive community
✨Some want to lose weight, while others simply want to feel healthier and happier again.

At CCC there’s no judgement and no pressure to be perfect. Just a community of normal people trying to make realistic changes whilst still living real lives 🙌🏼💚

If you’ve been thinking about joining, this is your reminder that you don’t need to have it all figured out before you start. Whatever your goal, your pace or your approach, you’ll always be welcome in our community.

GLP1 WeightLossSupport Consistency HealthJourney TropicSkincare

💚 HALF A STONE GONE FOR AVRIL! 💚A massive congratulations to our newest Port Glasgow member, Avril, who is already celeb...
14/05/2026

💚 HALF A STONE GONE FOR AVRIL! 💚

A massive congratulations to our newest Port Glasgow member, Avril, who is already celebrating an amazing HALF STONE LOSS calorie counting 🙌🏼🎉

No extremes.
No shame.
Just support, accountability, laughter and small changes adding up week by week 💚

We are so proud of you, Avril 🥳

Thinking about joining us? Come along and see what Calorie Comedy Club is all about 👇🏼

📍 Port Glasgow Tesco Café — Tuesdays 6pm
📍 Greenock Tesco Café — Wednesdays 6.30pm
📍 Ravenscraig Activity Centre — Thursdays 9.30am

✨ Your journey. Your pace. Your life.

PS, We also welcome GLP-1 members looking for support 💚

A big non-scale victory for me today. Finally being able to fit into Tesco F&F clothing 🎉💚It’s only taken me 4 years but...
04/05/2026

A big non-scale victory for me today.

Finally being able to fit into Tesco F&F clothing 🎉💚

It’s only taken me 4 years but I’m absolutely delighted.

Baby steps in the right direction!! 😀

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