Dr. Morb

Dr. Morb Providing medical expertise since 1991.

09/08/2025

Hey! Take it easy, as***pe.

Meet our new secretary, Joyce Porkdaniels II (no relation).Joyce joins us from Union Hardware and Grill, where she was a...
15/12/2023

Meet our new secretary, Joyce Porkdaniels II (no relation).

Joyce joins us from Union Hardware and Grill, where she was a typist and BBQ chef for a few weeks before getting fired for gross malpractice.

Welcome and take it easy!

FREE WITH EVERY EYE TEST!LIMITED OFFER!Pop on down. We're now operating out the back of Craig's Bar.
08/12/2022

FREE WITH EVERY EYE TEST!
LIMITED OFFER!

Pop on down. We're now operating out the back of Craig's Bar.

26/11/2022

BLACK FRIDAY DEAL!

£2 off spinal removal surgery
£30 off eye re-positioning
£7 off re**al boost

All offers valid until 2023!

15/09/2022

Queen's funeral weekend specials:

Ball-sack slice - £299 × vat + income tax

Shoulder blade removal - £4

Teeth order randomisation - POA

Book early and take it easy.

We've had a lot of enquiries from people would like their leg to look like this.Well, we've done the calculations and ca...
18/06/2022

We've had a lot of enquiries from people would like their leg to look like this.
Well, we've done the calculations and can offer this cosmetic enhancement for only £11.99 (+VAT) on the house!

07/06/2022

Do you have a case of rhubarb p***s?
Then we have the OiNTMENT for you.

Only £4.99 or FREE on prescription.

Note: We're closed all week as I'm on legitimate business in the Cayman Islands, but we'll give you a heads up when you can collect your meds.

06/06/2022

Half price lung restriction.
This week only!

Take it easy.

07/05/2022

I'm doing a TED talk on Californian Groin Reduction techniques.

01/01/2022

Happy new year! I'm pi**ed as...

And I have to perform open groin surgery tomorrow morning!

13/12/2021

You could fry an egg on our operating table.
Believe me, I'd tried it.

Click on 'services' for an up to date list of procedures we're offering! Click on each procedure for more information ab...
12/12/2021

Click on 'services' for an up to date list of procedures we're offering! Click on each procedure for more information about it.

You can even book an appointment direct from Facebook!

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Porthcawl

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Thursday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

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