Peter Haze Massage UK

04/08/2026

Heads up. I’ll be doing some visiting, going to the dentist, house maintenance, going to London and all the things. I’ll be unavailable from Friday 14th-28th August.

🌐 Website Link: https://www.peterhazemassage.co.uk
�💬 Texting or WhatsApp +44 7508 133865

28/05/2026

✨ BACK JUNE 1st 2026✨

After disappearing into the glamorous world of immigration paperwork, biometric appointments, legal documents, Home Office checks, and enough admin to make anyone question reality… I can finally say:

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My Indefinite Leave to Remain has officially been GRANTED, which means I can now continue living and working in the UK permanently. 🇦🇺➡️🇬🇧

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Thank you to everyone for being patient while I stepped away to focus on getting everything sorted properly behind the scenes. It was a long process, but everything is finally approved, settled, and back to normal again.

Bookings are NOW OPEN 💆‍♂️🌈

Next: British citizenship in mid 2027… assuming I survive another round with the Home Office judges

🌐 www.peterhazemassage.co.uk

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07/04/2026

But what if I fall asleep during the massage?
Totally fine - and very common. Falling asleep just means you’ve reached a deep level of relaxation, which is often the whole point.

I’ve designed the space to support that, and I usually leave a short buffer at the end of your massage. So if you drift off and want to take a 20-minute nap before heading out, you’re welcome to enjoy a quiet reset.

Because this happens fairly often, I’ll usually ask at the start of your massage if you need to be anywhere afterwards - just in case you doze off and time gets stretchy. 💤��

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07/04/2026

To make your first visit smooth and efficient, 🤖 I’ve programmed my digital assistant to provide a brief video introduction covering everything you need to know.

This way, I can focus entirely on your massage while any necessary forms are sorted quickly - but at your own pace. ��On future visits, you can update forms anytime - so you spend less time on admin and more time relaxing. 😎��

🌐 www.peterhazemassage.co.uk
�💬 Texting or WhatsApp 07508 133865

07/04/2026

🚘💬 If you arrive more than 5 mins early, please wait outside or in your car and send me a text to let me know you’re here.

🚪🛎️ ❌ Please do not ring the doorbell at this time, as I may be finishing preparations or someone may be relaxing on the table. You’re welcome to arrive about 5 minutes before your appointment time, but if it’s earlier than that, I may not be available to answer the door right away.��

By Bookings Only��
🌐 www.peterhazemassage.co.uk
�💬 Texting or WhatsApp 07508 133865

07/04/2026

FYI 🇬🇧 I passed my Life in the UK Test. 💯

It’s a requirement for citizenship in the UK, testing your knowledge of the country’s entire history, culture, laws, and how it all fits together.

Months of studying, organising, and memorising the past 10,000 years:

• Geology and geography
• Prehistoric Britain
• Roman Britain
• Anglo-Saxons and Vikings
• Mediaeval Britain
• Tudor and Stuart periods
• 18th and 19th century history
• Religion and sport
• Dates, inventors, inventions, wars, battle names, numbers, facts and figures… you name it

Then you sit the test at a secure centre. Full checks, no hoodies, metal detector, even checking ears and up your trousers. Proper airport vibes… can’t get more welcoming than this 😅

Now that’s done, finally I’m back to focusing on massage.

However, if you ever want random pub quiz facts about your own country, I’ve got it memorised.

The test gives you 45 minutes to complete…

I finished it in 5 💥 🎤 *mic drop*

If you want a massage :
🌐 www.peterhazemassage.co.uk
💬 Texting or WhatsApp 07508 133865

05/04/2026

Booked well in advance?

if you tick
“☑️ Remind me the day before my appointment”
when booking on my website.

You will then receive a one-time reminder for that specific appointment, the day before your massage. It won’t carry over to other future bookings.

If you’d like a reminder again, please continue to book your massage through my website.

🌐 www.peterhazemassage.co.uk
💬 Texting or WhatsApp +44 7508 133865

16/03/2026

In one week I’ll be sitting my Life in the UK Test as part of my citizenship journey. 🇬🇧
After the exam I’ll also be taking a short break and I’ll just be doing my existing bookings for this week and then unavailable until Saturday 4 April 2026!
If you’d like to book a massage for April, please head to my website and fill in the contact form and I’ll get you booked in when I return.

www.peterhazemassage.co.uk

06/02/2026

📅 Missed out on your preferred massage time? Don’t stress.

If your first choice isn’t available, just tick the box on my website contact form that says:

✅ “Flexible with dates — send me other available options if my request isn’t available.”

📋 That simply lets me know you’re open to other days or times if something becomes available 💬
(No random promos — only availability updates.)

Or TEXT “Flexible with dates” if you’d like me to note it manually.
+44 7508 133865

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23/01/2026

https://www.peterhazemassage.co.uk

Peter Haze Massage. Offering personalized Remedial and Swedish Massage in Scarborough, UK. Experience tailored treatments for relaxation and healing.