Sauna Wanna

09/08/2026

🧖‍♀️ Sauna Evenings Just Got Better! 🍕

Good news, sauna lovers! We still have evening bookings available if you’re in the mood for a relaxing sauna followed by some delicious pizza! The pizza van will be serving up slices from 5 PM to 8 PM—perfect timing to reward yourself after a good sweat!

And here’s a fun little twist: our poor pal Marty has to work on his birthday! 🎉 So swing by and help us shower him with birthday wishes—because nothing says “happy birthday” like a sauna and pizza party!

Let’s make it a night to remember (for Marty and your taste buds)! Can’t wait to see you! 🎈🍕 What's on in Stromness

08/08/2026

🌟 Out with the Old, In with the New at SaunaWanna! 🧖‍♀️

Hey, sauna aficionados! We’ve kicked the old scents to the curb and rolled out brand-new essential oils that smell so good, even your sweat will thank you! Enjoy the aromatic experience while you relax and pretend you’re on a tropical vacation—right from the comfort of our sauna, looking out at the beautiful Stromness harbour! 🌊✨

And just a gentle (but humorous) reminder: tomorrow night, you can have it all—pizza and sauna at the same time! Who knew indulging in cheesy goodness right after sweating it out could be considered a “balanced diet”?

So come on down, soak up the scents, and let’s make tomorrow a “sweat and slice” kind of night! 🎉🍕

08/08/2026

🌟 Out with the Old, In with the New at SaunaWanna! 🧖‍♀️

Hey, sauna aficionados! We’ve kicked the old scents to the curb and rolled out brand-new essential oils that smell so good, even your sweat will thank you! Enjoy the aromatic experience while you relax and pretend you’re on a tropical vacation—right from the comfort of our sauna, looking out at the beautiful Stromness harbour! 🌊✨

And just a gentle (but humorous) reminder: tomorrow night, you can have it all—pizza and sauna at the same time! Who knew indulging in cheesy goodness right after sweating it out could be considered a “balanced diet”?

So come on down, soak up the scents, and let’s make tomorrow a “sweat and slice” kind of night! 🎉🍕 What's on in Stromness NorthLink Ferries

07/08/2026

🧖‍♀️ Sweat, Sizzle, and Savor Sundays! 🍕

Why choose between relaxation and deliciousness when you can have both? Starting now, enjoy a sauna in the afternoon and then dive into a mouthwatering pizza afterward!

Join us every Sunday from 5 PM to 8 PM. Sweat it out like you’re training for the Pizza Olympics, then reward yourself with a slice (or three—no judgment here!).

It’s the only time you can say, “I’m just here for the sauna and pizza! It’s a health thing!” So grab your pals, and let’s make it a Sunday Funday! 🎉🍕

See you there—where relaxation meets deliciousness! Stromness Shopping Week What's on in Stromness NorthLink Ferries

05/08/2026

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Sitting at the edge of Stromness, overlooking the town's historic harbour bay, Sauna Wanna is a short walk through the town's charming stone streets. This wild sauna offers the perfect sanctuary for an authentic experience of Orkney, pairing the warmth of the sauna with the invigorating cold of the....

31/07/2026

🧖‍♀️ Join the SaunaWanna Team! 🌟

We need a superstar to help us out at the sauna! If you’re looking for a unique gig, this might be your chance!

What’s in store:

• Hours: Friday from 5-8 PM and Sunday from 5-8 PM

• Your Role:

• Greet customers with a friendly smile 😄

• Explain the sauna experience (it’s more than just sitting in a hot box!)

• Make sure the fire is roaring 🔥 and the essential oils are ready for sauna enthusiasts

• Give that glass door a shine—it’s gotta sparkle! ✨

Pay: £15 per hour!

Now, here’s the twist: you’ll only be working for 15 minutes while clients arrive, and then you have 40 minutes of free time to do your own thing (as long as you’re close to the sauna).

We’re hoping to expand your hours in the future, especially during the winter chill! Bonus perk: you get to enjoy the sauna for free at the end of your shift. Talk about a steamy deal!

If you’re interested, drop us a message, and we’ll be in touch. Come be part of the sauna magic!

25/07/2026

🍕 WannaPizza and SaunaWanna are officially closed for the night! 🌙

We’ve hung up our aprons and towels and are now out on the town! If you see us, remember: we make pizza and sweat, not dance moves! 💃🕺

Feel free to join our late-night escapade—just don’t ask us to carry you home! 😂

Hope your night is as fabulous as our pizza! Catch you tomorrow for more cheesy goodness and sauna shenanigans! 🍕✨

25/07/2026

🧖‍♀️ SaunaWanna Alert! 🌊

We still have spaces available for our 11 AM get-together sauna! If you want to snag a spot, just text us—our online booking is officially in snooze mode! 😴

Hope you had a fantastic night in town! If your head is feeling like a marching band, come sweat it out in the sauna and let the cold sea water be your hangover hero! 🥳💦

Don’t miss this chance to relax and rejuvenate—because nothing beats a sauna session after a wild night! What's on in Stromness

18/07/2026

🌞 Good Morning, Sauna Lovers! 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️

Today, we are fully booked, but don’t fret! We still have a couple of spots available for tomorrow.

If you’re looking to unwind and relax, now’s the time to reserve your spot!

Book online and treat yourself to some well-deserved sauna time! See you soon! ✨🌊 What's on in Stromness

16/07/2026

🔥 Hey Sauna Lovers! 🧖‍♀️🧖‍♂️

Ready to sweat it out? Today, we’ve got just 12 PM and 7 PM slots available! That’s right—limited time only, just like your willpower at a pizza buffet!

Don’t miss out on your chance to relax and rejuvenate. Book your spot online at http://SaunaWanna.co.uk.

Remember, it’s not just a sauna; it’s a sanctuary for your soul (and a great excuse to avoid doing the dishes)! See you there! 🌊✨ What's on in Stromness Stromness Shopping Week NorthLink Ferries

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