23/06/2026
π₯πΈ BREAKING NEWS: Iβve finally cooked an omelette thatβs actually photo-worthy! π
Golden, fluffy and not a single tear or hole in sight - Iβm calling that a win! π
Now, letβs not talk too much about the saladβ¦ π
Itβs giving βyou really need to go shoppingβ vibes. A few lettuce leaves, some cucumber and the last surviving beetroot in the fridge were doing their best, bless βem! π₯¬π₯π
Still, a simple, satisfying lunch thatβs packed with goodness and keeping me on track. β€οΈ
Anyone else ever create a masterpiece and then realise the side salad looks like it came from the reduced section of the fridge? π€£π π³π₯