15/05/2026
A top five horror movies
Physio version
1. The patient at 7 pm with bilateral leg pain and urine retention (suspect cauda equina syndrome).
2. The patient at 7 pm with one incredibly swollen calf two months after surgery, having been on a long-haul flight (suspect DVT).
3. A lady that comes in with severe thoracic pain, having been on steroids for 20 years (suspect osteoporotic fracture).
4. The teenager comes in and discloses information that raises safeguarding concerns (always my worst one).
5. BUPA. ( I would die on this hill, BUPA is a parasite).